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Posts posted by Pure Guava
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my whole life has been a lie
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Gotta get my butt kissing in early.
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Ewww...tastes like Faygo and stripper pole
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Say it ain't so
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Don't cry over spilt milk, there's also seven dead bodies in the dairy aisle you seem to be ignoring.
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Knock knock knocking on heaven's door is just a fancy way of saying you be rubbing up on some clouds, pervert.
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Blood is thicker than water, especially when you make a blood milkshake, I speak from first-hand experience.
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A house divided against itself cannot stand but it sure makes for an interesting episode of reality TV
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Enoch, Ezekiel, Jedediah and Winifred all agree: Old-timey names are a thing of the past
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RIP Auggie Doggie
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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999. Because we were in a car crash that year and have been in a coma ever since and know of no other year, much less how to party like them.
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They call me Mellow Yellow because I'm not uptight about having pee in my pants all day long.
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Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? LSD in the sea will set your eyes free.
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East of Eden ain't cheatin' but Grapes of Wrath wants to take a bath with your wife
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The night is dark and full of non-sequiturs
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Some combination of these will form to create the world's funniest catchphrase.
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When you saw only one set of footprints it was because even Jesus thinks you're loser and wouldn't be caught dead walking anywhere near you, Poindexter.
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Gor-Gor, God of Destruction, says floss your teeth after ingesting the charred flesh of your vanquished enemies
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If Scott chooses this catchphrase I'll guarantee his assigned ghost will be distracted for another 50 years.
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Ghosts have to murder someone in order to stop being a ghost. Everyone is assigned a ghost at birth. Some ghosts are pacifists or refuse to kill for religious reasons so their humans live a long life and die of old age. Some ghosts were assassins in their former life or just don't give a fuck, that's why infants die only hours/days/weeks old. Some of the pacifists get bored living a ghost life (only so many girls locker rooms you can peep on before it gets tiresome), which is why teenagers/twentysomethings die.
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Never trust a taqueria employee, they spill the beans every day.
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HACK. LAME. DELETE.
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Which one?
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In true schizophrenic form, I was referring to myself. Dramatic reveal. Mic Drop. Meds taken. Violent thoughts subsided.
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Alex P. Keaton ain't cheatin' but Marty McFly is an adulterous guy
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Please get professional help.
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I'm hoping he tires himself out and goes on to the next shiny object that passes his fancy. #qualitynotquantity