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Ah geez, thanks for the medication doc, it's all cleared up. You really put the gone in gonorrhea!
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Netflix's first foray into true crime cooking didn't do so hot. Baking a Curdler flopped on arrival.
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"I'm bringing sexy back". Damnit, Justin, this is a potluck please bring a side dish or dessert like we discussed
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We're so happy to be here tonight at the beautiful Wilbur Theatre in historic Bos-2,000 pounds
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth because horses have eyes you know, just look there.
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner suffering from severe intestinal distress caused by eating produce without washing his disgusting thumb beforehand
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His dry wit was second only to his dry goods. Man that guy had a lot of merchandise.
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So thankful that dog parks have moved out of the "meet cute" location placed in every rom-com phase and into the "meat flute"  location placed in every Tom's mom phase. Ha HA TOM, DOG PARK BANGED YOUR MOM!!!
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Jam on toast, taste buds can boast. Jam on toes, waste muds ban roast. And so began chapter one of my father's dementia diaries.Â
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Hot cross buns. Hot cross buns. Boy, someone really pissed off those buns.Â
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Todays catchphrase will be created from this bowl of alphabet soup: RGOWOECN AOSIDF COSAOEIF
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99 out of every 100 doctors agree: Injecting chocolate straight in your thighs makes zero sense whatsoever.
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Downton Abbey Road: The only upper-class Beatles tribute album you will ever whip your maid to
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Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter
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Ever get the sneaking suspicion there's a second Earth, in a mirror orbit, where all the rivers run backward & Dustin Diamond is a national treasure
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I hear your fear is seeing your rear in a mirror; If you steer clear of beer for a year you'll veer from tears,for your ass will pass that glass(CONT)
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Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched.
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Oh to be back in London town with the fog & grime, the blark, the globbydards & chorfbundle meat with brong flurgham & jork spods Oh to be home again!
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You say tomato,I say tomato, the totalitarian regime that rules over this futuristic society has criminalized vocalization of any kind, all communication must be submitted via cybernetic impulse that is monitored by our benevolent leader so let's...
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Throw another shrimp on the barbie. By "shrimp" I mean "koala" and by "barbie" I actually do mean "barbecue". I love me some barbecued koala ribs.
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When they say "those were the days" do you think they meant to say "those were the Dazed and Confused DVDs I've been looking for"?
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Magic is a feeling, an inexplicable rise you get from your solar plexus. In a word it's....magic!
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My earbuds are neck and hair. It's more a proximity thing than a true friendship though.
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