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All the musty daddies who get their kicks licking month-old bread know the grimiest weight benches in town are at Mold's Gym
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What is your aversion to averting your version of this version of the venison vert ramp? Too deer-y?
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Grandma spent 30 years attempting to milk that cat. The least we can do is honor her memory by making some more pussy jokes. OK, carry on, Reverend.
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The hunger strike continues, one day at a time, until Schneider's tool belt is displayed in the Smithsonian
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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming to theaters soon.
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Look it up Scotty, look it up! O.K. I'm going to need a dexterity check on that look action, what's Scotty's armor class?
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Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up
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Like sands through the hourglass, you are also an obsolete relic of times long gone. Clean out your desk, Jerry, the Robo-Timer3000 keeps time (cont)
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Every cloud has a silver lining thanks to Johnny Nimbus, sky tailor.
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Crossing time zones too often will cause havoc on my poor mime bones. To calm down I make hand motions like I'm putting cones around a crime zone (to protect anyone from slipping on the bloody limestone), make a sitting motion (click to read more)
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Like peanut butter on a horse's lips, you really move me
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Some Christians keep their virginity by only having sex in their Vonnebutt. So it goes.
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Holiday cheer is no match for existential ennui, it's roundhouse kick is just too brutal. Cheer knocked out in the 3rd round.
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traditional catchphrases went out with the Dodo. It's all Dada now, darling.
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If your doctor writes you a prescription for more cowbell you should probably report him to the proper authorities
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The Who have a famous album called "Live at Leeds" which is ironic because when I tell people that CBB is recording live at Leeds they say "Who?"
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Hey Hey, My My....Neil Young's vocal pitch is very high
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Bring it on, Ultron. No strings on you till my jizzy ropes flew.
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I need to Fargo to the store, all we have is the Leftovers.
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Khaleesi in rehab. Khaleesi always chasing the dragon. It is known.
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Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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All my exes live in Texas. And of course by "exes" I mean "victims" and by "live" I mean "died by my own hands" and by "Texas" I mean "37 states..."
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Millennials don't own homes because they're too busy making wacky catchphrases! This is my 9-5, homie!!!
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"Let the wookie win" And with those 4 words, the great Dejarik point-shaving scandal of Sector 453G was born
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