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Pogohauntas loves to jump all over Jamestown.
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Dead baseball players hate Mondays and love lasagna at the Garfield of Dreams.
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Welcome to the Dunder Dome, where two men enter, that's what she said
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Two hours too short. Fucking fuckitty fuck fuck I love this fucking podcast.
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Our specials today include Pheasant Under Ass, which is just a naked dude sitting on a bird. I'd stick to the Cobb Salad.
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Sure, crappling hooks will get you to the top of buildings, but the stench isn't really worth it
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San Die-go outside and get some fresh air every once in awhile, nerds.
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Comic Con-doms prevent pregnancy by carrying on about Dr. Who for 30 minutes every time you try to have sex
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I approve this catchphrase. I also approve of getting Ween on CBB ASAP.
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Hey Hey, My My....Neil Young's vocal pitch is very high
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As a member of the PISS Army, I just wanna urinate all night, and tinkle every day
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Dads & Grads to the left of me, Auggie Doggie to the right, here I am...Stuck in the middle with you
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Smiles Davis is the happiest jazz man in town.
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Baby driver? I barely put a baby in her!
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2B or Knot 2B Pretzels are fit for a Prince
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Condom DeLuise prevents pregnancy with fits of wheezing laughter.
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Flat-Girthers believe that the Earth is round and all penises are wide
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Priory Mail gets your letter to God in 2-3 days or your money back
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ZuZu's Petals to the ZuZu Metals
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The views and opinions expressed in this catchphrase is meant as satire and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Pure Guava or his associates.
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As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think you are free think again.
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This reference is way above your head
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Lube Reed implores you to take a walk on the wild glide
The reason you see so many fat dyslexics is because they order a dozen bakers.
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The reason you see so many fat dyslexics is because they order a dozen bakers.