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    The man reminded me of a snake oil salesman, in that he was a man that was always going around selling snake oil.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Koko love banana. Koko love kitten. Koko make funny catchphrase.

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    Come to Talk-O Bell for the new Cool Ranch Conversation Melt

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    Vacations to the Asian nations cause elation but they're a violation of God's creation due to the celebration of degradation and the craven...(cont.)

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    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Good Intentions Asphaltâ„¢, the #1 choice for all your paving needs.

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    Are you ready for some football? Check box A. Are you not ready for some football? Check box Get the hell out of 'Merica you commie bastard.

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    Trump's a chump but I'd still pump his rump until the dumps jumped out in clumps.

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    I think the British like to say "keep a stiff upper lip" because they sniff glue all day

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    God Save the Yasss Queen

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    The Who have a famous album called "Live at Leeds" which is ironic because when I tell people that CBB is recording live at Leeds they say "Who?"

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    Here in Leeds, smoking the weeds, wearing my tweeds, tugging on my anal beads

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    Rome wasn't built in a day....there were all those sets to create, actors to hire...HBO probably took years to properly develop it

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    Do female Sarlacc shave their pits?

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    Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning. Red sky at night, sailor's been dipping into the LSD again, better not let him steer the boat

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    If there's one thing I've learned from movies it's that cool guys can strike a match on any surface and it lights the first time, every time.

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    Plop plop, fizz fizz, cop cop, jizz jizz, mop top, Liz Liz. Oh, and could you stop and get some crackers on your way home?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Aye, the heathen chocolate chewers, on a one-way express train to hell for not letting the cocoa melt in their mouth as the Good Lord intended.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you pay for.

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    My intern picked this catchphrase.I should probably start reading them before going on air.By the way,your dry-cleaning won't be ready until tomorrow.

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    Kidnapped, tied up for 18 months, no contact with the outside world. Severe beatings daily. The struggle is real.

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    All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't hide the beastiality from the King and were beheaded post-haste.

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    The jizz wizard shoots a white blizzard out of his magical staff. Gross.

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    This land is your land, this land is my land. Our parents died without a will so we are going to have to let the lawyers figure this mess out.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As the leaves change & fall to the ground I'm reminded of the cycle of life,the imminence of death,& how good it feels to fuck a warmed-up pumpkin pie

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Daddy? They're reading my catchphrase right now, Daddy, are you proud of me? Did I do a good job Daddy?....Daddy?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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