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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Business in front, party in the back. Relaxing weekend at home on the sides.
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Dolph Lundgren-safe tuna should be Greenpeace's first priority. I've seen him down a metric ton of sashimi in less than an hour.
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G.O.A.T. cheese must have some really confident parents to name their kid like that, poor cheese, that's a lot of pressure to live up to such a title
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Woman are from Mars, men are from Venus, and Wookies are from Kashyyyk. Thus ends another tutoring session, young Jedi.
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Blu-Ray was originally Glue-Ray but the DVDs kept sticking to everything
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All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't hide the beastiality from the King and were beheaded post-haste.
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They say the line between madness & genius is thinner than the wire the CIA planted in my teeth to keep track of my spending & send instructions on overtaking Peru's gold supply using the laptop I made out of walnuts, car batteries & mommy's night soil
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The Golden Gate Bridge? We will cross that bridge when we come to it.
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Oh bother, another drifter fell into the garbage disposal. My word those hitchhikers are ever so clumsy. Rutherford, be a dear, put on your hazmat suit and take care of Mr. Doe, would be a shame to get a mess on my new cashmere sweater
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I tried to raise an ear wolf but ended up earless. Should have stuck to ear gerbils.
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Generation XOXO are real slackers when it comes to hugs and kisses
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Lets hop on the Gabrus Bus and Tig the fuck outta here
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If you think about it, people noses are just monkey trunks
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Gentleman, start your engines! Now place the hose in your mouth! The Suicide 500 has begun!
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"My mayonnaise Goddess has got the pickle shits, Daddy". This sentence has never been spoken by a human before.
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The last time I saw so many stools on a stage was at the "Linda, the Incontinent Stripper" show in Vegas
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On Australian HBO, "The Night Of" is known by it's alternative title: "The Next Afternoon"
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Catch-poem: To the chocolate bunnies---Hot sunny not funny---Brown sugar flesh runny---Melted into nothing, honey---Your yummy bunny just a memory.
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Nothing beats a great shower after a workout. Because hitting water with your fists is weird no matter if you have done some squats or not
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Feral wolves roam these hills, indeed. But it is not the beasts you should be afraid of, boy, for the true horror is acid reflux. Here's a TUMS.
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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Revenge Kitty always triumphs.
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If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, brought yr ID to the courthouse, took a blood test, payed a fee & signed the marriage license
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Stick your Big Lebowski in my Blood Meridian you Barton Fink
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