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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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The man reminded me of a snake oil salesman, in that he was a man that was always going around selling snake oil.
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Koko love banana. Koko love kitten. Koko make funny catchphrase.
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Come to Talk-O Bell for the new Cool Ranch Conversation Melt
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Vacations to the Asian nations cause elation but they're a violation of God's creation due to the celebration of degradation and the craven...(cont.)
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Good Intentions Asphaltâ„¢, the #1 choice for all your paving needs.
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Are you ready for some football? Check box A. Are you not ready for some football? Check box Get the hell out of 'Merica you commie bastard.
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Trump's a chump but I'd still pump his rump until the dumps jumped out in clumps.
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I think the British like to say "keep a stiff upper lip" because they sniff glue all day
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The Who have a famous album called "Live at Leeds" which is ironic because when I tell people that CBB is recording live at Leeds they say "Who?"
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Here in Leeds, smoking the weeds, wearing my tweeds, tugging on my anal beads
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Rome wasn't built in a day....there were all those sets to create, actors to hire...HBO probably took years to properly develop it
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Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning. Red sky at night, sailor's been dipping into the LSD again, better not let him steer the boat
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If there's one thing I've learned from movies it's that cool guys can strike a match on any surface and it lights the first time, every time.
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Plop plop, fizz fizz, cop cop, jizz jizz, mop top, Liz Liz. Oh, and could you stop and get some crackers on your way home?
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Aye, the heathen chocolate chewers, on a one-way express train to hell for not letting the cocoa melt in their mouth as the Good Lord intended.
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And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you pay for.
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My intern picked this catchphrase.I should probably start reading them before going on air.By the way,your dry-cleaning won't be ready until tomorrow.
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Kidnapped, tied up for 18 months, no contact with the outside world. Severe beatings daily. The struggle is real.
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All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't hide the beastiality from the King and were beheaded post-haste.
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The jizz wizard shoots a white blizzard out of his magical staff. Gross.
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This land is your land, this land is my land. Our parents died without a will so we are going to have to let the lawyers figure this mess out.
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As the leaves change & fall to the ground I'm reminded of the cycle of life,the imminence of death,& how good it feels to fuck a warmed-up pumpkin pie
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Daddy? They're reading my catchphrase right now, Daddy, are you proud of me? Did I do a good job Daddy?....Daddy?
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