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They call me Mellow Yellow because I'm not uptight about having pee in my pants all day long.
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We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this braking news: Harder you press the quicker you stop, same as before.
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Do siamese twins dream of siamese sheep? Bet it's hard to coordinate 4 hooves over that fence, eh?
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If you get too lazy, you'll be pushin' daisies. Act too crazy, the same outcome applies.
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This land is your land, this land is my land. Our parents died without a will so we are going to have to let the lawyers figure this mess out.
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Shizz, snazz, wozzles, it's all the same to me. Made up words just not carrying their weight anymore. Furgles down 2% this quarter alone.
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Houston, we have a problem. Your city is polluted, boring, and full of Texans.
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Why yes, my good sir, my dog is at a temperature that could only be classified as hot; the question I pose to you, old chap, is what is up?
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and that creepy old house on 11th Street, jeepers that place is scary!
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Gongs are the things my gang bangs, bongs are the things my blokes smoke, and dongs are the things my chaps slap
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I don't mean to Monday morning quarterback but shouldn't the budget for cans of beans crossed your mind before you raised your murderous hobo army?
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Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication.The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering.Nah dude, I'm(CONT)
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Sure, crappling hooks will get you to the top of buildings, but the stench isn't really worth it
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Except for the occasional necromancer shenanigans, inside-her trading is virtually 100% in-utero babies determined to put together a retirement nest egg weeks before they are born.Â
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Hang on to your bananas bangarangians, The Morning Zoo is in full swing today (fart sound)!
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As you can tell by all the windmills and tulips, this catchphrase is Dutch as fuck.
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Four score and 7 years ago, everyone had to look up what a score was because nobody uses that old-timey language anymore, Grandpa.
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The Flat Birth Society believes baby bumps are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.
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You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress(CONT)
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Sultry lips and poultry hips? Hooo-daddy, this turkey-human hybrid has got me seeing stars, stars I tells ya!
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Our specials today include Pheasant Under Ass, which is just a naked dude sitting on a bird. I'd stick to the Cobb Salad.
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April? More like APP-ril. As in: I ril appy shopping for apps at app store in App-ril, app is in name of month so ril good deals on apps in Appril
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4 score and 7 beers ago Babe-raham Lincoln ended the civil war by giving the South what it was totally begging for, full-frontal nudity, bro!Â
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Ever since my supermarket stopped giving out plastic bags I'm finding it harder and harder to store all these old plastic bags in newer plastic bags
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