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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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"I took it upon myself to put this book upon myself" said the polite librarian that was bad at rapping and didn't believe in carts
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The only hashtag I'm interested in is the tag that tells me the price of this hash I'm about to buy. #stoner
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They say all that glitters is gold but I just bought some silver glitter so what's the deal, they?
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Ask not what your country can do for you, for countries are not sentient beings and will never respond
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9 out of 10 stupid assholes agree: The didgeridoo is awesome
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On Australian HBO, "The Night Of" is known by it's alternative title: "The Next Afternoon"
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Move over,there's a new sheriff in town, yr' standing right in his way. Just a few more inches oughta do it. I think that's good,he can get by you now
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, this bartering system isn't that creative or useful
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Coca-Koala is the best-selling marsupial flavored soda on the market, narrowly beating out Mountain Roo
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The last time I saw so many stools on a stage was at the "Linda, the Incontinent Stripper" show in Vegas
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Kangaroo down under boomerang. Beerstrailian for Fosters.
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The cow jumped over the moon. NOW do you see the problem with using so many hormones in beef?
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Takes a special kind of lady to never eat, pray, or love.
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Yahoo is just a stage name, his birth certificate actually says "Netscape Gregory Serious"
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"Pour Some Sugar On Me" was Def Leppard's 3rd greatest song about using ants as a torture method
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Water spinning backwards in Southern Hemisphere toilets is a myth, just like the myth that your parents ever loved you
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That's not a knife, this is a knife. That's not an arrest warrant, this is an arrest warrant. Those aren't handcuffs, these are handcuffs.
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Throw another shrimp on the barbie. By "shrimp" I mean "koala" and by "barbie" I actually do mean "barbecue". I love me some barbecued koala ribs.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. This rhyming scheme is hack so go fuck yourself.
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The only bad discount I'm aware of is if you make fun of Dracula. Dis that Count and he'll probably bite you.
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The Sun is the King of the MC's because it's constantly spitting hot fire
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David versus Goliath: The ultimate David versus Goliath story
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In school they called me the make-out king because I was the King of England and liked to make out with girls. My school was filled with a bunch of
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They call me mellow yellow, I'm addicted to tranquilizers and suffer from severe jaundice
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