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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Since heavy metal has appropriated skull imagery, I say we at the smooth jazz federation snag the femur before those kooks at easy listening claim it
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"Pour Some Sugar On Me" was Def Leppard's 3rd greatest song about using ants as a torture method
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I don't mean to beat around the bush, I lost my glasses and can't really see where I'm beating
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Every time I make love to a woman I shout out "You just took a ride on the Breeding Rainbow"
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Always wash your apples before eating, you never know which one was planted by Johnny Fappleseed.
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If you lay down with dogs, you get up with some fleas & perhaps a hybrid man-dog,depending if the dog in question is in heat & technology...
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The Gods mush be crazy! The craziest mush I ever tasted! Crazy, crazy mush, you gotta try it.
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Chicken noodle soup for the soul, chicken noodle poop for the bowl
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Anyone screaming at a Men At Work concert weren't taking the band's name seriously. Does Colin Hay go to yr' pizza parlor and scream at you as you-ah tryin-to-ah-make-uh-duh-pizza-PIE? No, he doesn't. He just asks for a slice, extra Vegemite please.
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If you break a rib and it's poking out of your chest, damn son, that body chest is like a treasure chest, black market demand for fresh man rib through the roof
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Due to pressure from PETA I will now be saying catch-and-release phrases at the beginning of each show
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Welcome to Bortlandia, where the cool kids go to run out of personalized mini-license plates
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The fact that there's entire farms dedicated to squeezing cow boobs is blowing my mind
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The jizz wizard shoots a white blizzard out of his magical staff. Gross.
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And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you pay for.
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My Dopplerganger is out there right now having orgies with weathermen in the exact same positions as me. Godspeed you beautiful bastard
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In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit, there are vowels and there are consonants. Thus ends your grammar lesson for today.
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Hunky haircuts and hot pants in which you can see nuts, these are the days of our lives (that we wish we could forget)
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if you play Pac-Man backwards you have a lot of ghosts avoiding a pellet-spewing madman
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Yes, and. Yes, and. Yes, and. Yes, and, Yes, and. Oh dear God he's stuck in an improv hole again, someone get the fire hose.
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This catchphrase is inspired by a true story: I haven't lost the will to live, damn you, I've lost Will Twollive, the boy I'm supposed to be babysitting. Remove this straightjacket at once and lets go toddler hunting!
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Hey you fucking corporate newspaper whore,take the white house's dick out yr' mouth & quote this: "I'll give you a proper interview after I finish breakfast,I'm simply a bear without my tea & biscuit,please return in 15 min. if it's not too much trouble"
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