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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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The Olympics are just like places in 1840's California with quartz vein matter accumulation: You gotta go for the gold.
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Every lotto winner finds out the hard way:Swimming in a pool full of Jell-O is a fly magnet.Stick to rolling around in a bed made of 100 dollar bills
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Young Dr. Moreau soon tired of making froggy-doggies & moo-moo horsies and quickly moved on to more adult experimentation.
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Pull me apart, lemon tart, the desserts have won the war so I'll let you see my core
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Look at the little witchy. Look at the little widdle witchy wiggle. Look at the little widdle witchy wiggle as she burns alive.
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Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun DAH Dun, Dun Dun Dun DAH Dun Dunnnn....
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Placing a shotgun inside a large cylinder full of fish and pulling the trigger repeatedly? That's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Yo mama is so fat that I'm instantly smitten and would like to bury my face into those Rubenesque mounds of flesh until my dying day.
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I googled it using Bing and here's the thing: My limited-edition Gus Fring ring counts as bling if it is blessed by a king, Sting, or Lisa Ling.
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Khaleesi in rehab. Khaleesi always chasing the dragon. It is known.
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Buy Snoop's rhinestones for pizazzle and bedazzle dat azzle. WARNING: placing rhinestones inside the anus may cause severe hemorrhoids & anal leakage
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Santa Slayer rides reign in blood deer across the North Pole of Hell
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, my milkshake is laced with highly advanced research pheromones designed for mind control
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Forget everything you know about baseball. Now, forget everything else. There. That's what it's like to be hit in the head by a 100 MPH fastball.
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Never kick a man while he's down,there's still a threat of retaliation. Smart fighters know to wait until the man is asleep to get the best punches in
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All the virgin guitar Seniors made a promise to get played before High School graduation.
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Dead men tell no tales. Corpses ain't no snitches, man.
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Like Paul Bunyan's ox, she was a babe. Also, she was blue, due to the whole being a corpse thing.
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Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up
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You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Welcome to Blanket Lovers Anonymous.
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The ice cream is full of bullet holes in a Beirut Beer Float.
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Groupons for group hugs led to poop on a group of rugs. They squeezed the shit out of each other, literally.
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Pokemon Go? More like Brokeymon Go. Hey Pikachu, give me back my wallet!
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She had an ass like a black hole, if you know what I mean (she was African-American and had a butthole).
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Do conjoined twins dream of conjoined sheep? Do they count each leap over a fence as one sheep or two sheep?
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