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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Plop plop, fizz fizz, cop cop, jizz jizz, mop top, Liz Liz. Oh, and could you stop and get some crackers on your way home?
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, of course I'll come. I'll be there with bells on, thanks to my court-ordered bell shirt I'm required to wear within 100 meters of any schools
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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John Wayne's World...John Wayne's World....it's hey pilgrim time, on a Western
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every time a bell rings a podcast gets a catchphrase. Ding-a-ling mother fuckers
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New catchphrase suggestions: keeping "comedy writers" in the "spotlight" since 2009
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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______SILENCE_____the great catchphrase strike of 2015 continues....
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The FBI set up a fake app to capture people that distributed tree porn. Operation "Sap Fap App Trap" was a complete success.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Porno for Pyros once said we'll make great pets, I say sign me up for potty training classes
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shout out to my dog Jordy who doesn't listen to podcasts and even if he did he seems like more of a Superego fan, not this piece of garbage
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'll have what she's having: menopause followed by a hysterectomy
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New Year, new attitude. 2016 is when I start making babies instead of baking maybes.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Congratulations Kansas City Ball-fielders on their Super Bowl Field Scores now lets hit some home run comedy balls
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Damn baby, you got a lotta junk in that trunk! You should probably get some help, hoarding is a real psychological disorder that shouldn't be ignored.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When life gives you lemons, ask yr'self who this life fella is & why is he in yr bedroom at 3:30AM handing yr bewildered ass a basket of...what's this now? Ā Fucking lemons? Of all the things to offer at this hour! Face it, life, lemon presents suck shit
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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OK Bangarangians, it's the start of the show you know what that means...take out your decoder rings and decipher the secret message: KILL EVERYONE
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I tried the "cut a hole in the popcorn box" trick but my vagina wouldn't reach.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Right said Fred. Wrong said Ted, Fred's brother. Thus the argument ended.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Portland? More like Abortland because all the hipsters will get that I am making a reference to theĀ SimpsonsĀ episode with theĀ personalized license plate joke, leave the baby killing jokes to those evil fucks inĀ Abortland Maine
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A nerd. A sweater. A microphone. Welcome to Comedy Bing-Bong.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Rip City. Bridgetown. Portlandia. Logville. Flannel Bay. Coffee-n'-Rain-sylvania. Damn it Portland, when it comes to nicknamesĀ it's quality not quantity, pick a name out of a SLeater Kinney trucker hat and stick to it you hipster fucks.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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9 out of 10 stupid assholes agree: The didgeridoo is awesome
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hickory dickory dock, if you can use dickory in a sentence I'll suck your clock, the minute hand in particular is rather dusty. Afterwards I'll spit shine your penis, which is also encumbered w/Ā a layer of dust that demands the suction of a wet mouth.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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While Ween reunites, Mr. Bean's facial expressions delight, all is well on Comedy Bean Bag tonight
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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