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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Woe be to the poor soul who cleans up the track after a Go-Shart race.
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Dogs make great purses depending on the gag reflex of the pooch & if you don't mind your money and phone being partially digested
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Earthquakes. Hurricanes. Blizzards. Tornados. Nice try, God, nothing is going to stop this epic jerkin' session.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Hmmmm...Genocide, for starters. I guess it depends on the flavor.
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Looking back, sinking all of the family fortune into Whack-Off-a-Mole machines wasn't the best business decision.
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Four score and 7 years ago, everyone had to look up what a score was because nobody uses that old-timey language anymore, Grandpa.
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The existential crisis of patรฉ can be expressed in one question: "What am I, chopped liver? "
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Monday comes and goes. Another catchphrase is read. Maybe this haiku?
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Earth. Air. Fire. Water. So many elements for me to masturbate upon.
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Hello kitty. Please place dead bird in mother-in-law's bed as we have previously discussed.
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Give a dog a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a dog to fish, you'll get rich from all those TV and movie deals that smart dog is going to land
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All bears are gummy once you remove their fur, teeth, and skeletons.
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I feel bad for snakes, they'll never know the pleasure and comfort one feels whilst wearing ass-less chaps.
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Chicken soup for the soul is a big waste of food, just passes right through it and spills all over the floor. Soul ain't got no mouth.
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If you find a Leprosychaun you get to keep his pot of toes.
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"That's a low blow" said the man standing in a hole getting head
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You only have one chance to make a first impression. One chance and a million dollars in bribe money. That oughta do it.
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We're gonna rock around the clock tonight because the amphetamines won't wear off till the morning light
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You busted all those ghosts but not once did you read them their Miranda rights. You might not be "afraid of no ghosts" but you (cont)-->
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Sorry Midwestern Mike, out here we call them Soda-Tarts
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This catchphrase may not be removed under penalty of law except by the consumer and/or Scott Aukerman
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They say poison is a woman's weapon, I say it's a washed-up hair-metal band from the 80's. Agree with me or I'll poison you, woman.
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Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad, Carlos Mencia returned it unopened
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A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny melted down into a race of copper super-robots hellbent on the destruction of mankind
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