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You call that a catchphrase? Sounded more like a bobbled-and-dropped-phrase to me, butterwits.Â
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Hey Rose Bowl, I want my money back. I lined up at 4AM for your parade and no Pete, no Axl...not even a McGowan. Shame on you, flower devils
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You know what they say: If the shoe spits, wear it, and then run to your psychiatrist because you are hallucinating again.
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I bet the pumpkin that turned into a carriage is the Cinderella of the story in the Pumpkin Book of Fairy Tales.
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Stick it to the man! OK students, that's all for your first lesson. Voodoo Dolls 101 dismissed.
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Sacrifice begins with "sac" and ends with "ice" so get your cold nuts out there and take one for the team
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The movie? Felt like the digital version of the Trail of Tears but less toothpicks made from buffalo penis & more Mark Ruffalo dick pics, holla girl!
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Bitch, don't be gettin all green thumb up in here after you just called me "quite contrary" How 'about I go quite contrary on your face with this ho, ho. That's how my garden grow, yo
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Welcome to today's improv4Trumans, today we will be doing short scenes based on atomic bombs, hidden tv cameras, and murders in Kansas.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, for countries are not sentient beings and will never respond
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Comic Con-doms prevent pregnancy by carrying on about Dr. Who for 30 minutes every time you try to have sex
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Game of Thrones Spoiler:Sansa&Arya backpack around Essos for a year to discover great food,have fun,fall in love,&perhaps learn a little about them...
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Blood is thicker than water, especially when you make a blood milkshake, I speak from first-hand experience.
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It's easy to make a mountain out of a molehill in the land of 5,000 foot moles.
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The Flat Hearth Society think that chimneys are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.
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Must be lonely being the only sailor that can't tie a knot.Â
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The way I see it, the only reason water exists is to keep fish from comin' on our land and takin' our guns.
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The truth is, every time Flavor Flav said "yeaaaaah booooyyy" he was really saying "yes, boy, I am hurting inside, I would like a hug"
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Gary Glitter? Human litter. Hashtag scumbag when mentioning him on Twitter
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, this bartering system isn't that creative or useful
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Rome wasn't built in a day....there were all those sets to create, actors to hire...HBO probably took years to properly develop it
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I'm very squeamish around deep wounds. Hashtag gash gag.
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