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If you crash a cargo plane full of packages onto a deserted island you are going to have to get over your fear of box lunches. 'Twas a silly phobia to begin with & the glue in the cardboard has enough protein to keep you alive for at least a few weeks
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Order Edamame? U know damn well Ed's mommy died 3 yrs ago you heartless bitch!You can't replace a mother's love w/money & a menu & why is there a waiter in-----ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...sorry about the bitch comment but U R technically heartless ROBOWIFE-2J9000
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You can tell that's a Bowie knife by the make-up on the handle and the androgynous blade
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They call me "The Kingmaker" because my first name is "The" and my last name is "Kingmaker". Not sure what all the fuss is about.
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I ordered a Big Mac in Toronto and you know what they called it? A Big Mac. They speak English in Toronto, it was crazy, man.
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There's only one man in America that can take down these clowns in November. #voteNader2016
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Kangaroo down under boomerang. Beerstrailian for Fosters.
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Gold Bondola powder keeps your balls dry as you row through Venice
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I would totally rock jodhpurs if I only knew what they were
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You think you're sooo big, number eleven...I say you ain't nothin' but a couple of ones
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Batter up! Baby batter that is, right up yo momma to create a mini me. We'll be literal bros, bro!
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Up Shit's Creek without a paddle?Don't worry, it's only knee deep until you hit Shit's River,besides you'll pass Shit's Paddle Outlet on the way there
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Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun DAH Dun, Dun Dun Dun DAH Dun Dunnnn....
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Come to Talk-O Bell for the new Cool Ranch Conversation Melt
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The meek shall inherit the Earth on one condition: They have to spend one night in God's haunted mansion.
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Just saw a squirrel get into a fight with a blue jay over a Vonnenut. So it goes.
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A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee
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Catchphrase smetchphrase, lets ring in the New Year with a little something I like to call...a bell. Ring a ling a ding
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My middle name is Danger. Last name Field, first name Rodney. Nice to meet you. I'm a comedian, you may have heard of me? I don't get no respect?
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We already know you want to live with one, we know you could be happy the rest of your life with one, what we are asking is just what the fuck is a cinnamon girl?
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The new collaboration between Kanye West and his psychologist brings new meaning to the term "shrink wrap"
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