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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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The irony is, there's absolutely nothing OK about Oklahoma
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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming to theaters soon.
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Lotta black birds getting drunk, hitting each other with long metal tools at the crowbar.
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I would have never believed I went on a bird murder spree if it weren't for all these bloody beaks in my bed
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Lando "Chuckles" Calrissian throws cream pies and squirts seltzer at the Empire at his home in Clown City
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Pictures of cats in military gear are honored on Meme-orial day
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There's only one man in America that can take down these clowns in November. #voteNader2016
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Leaf blowers. 401Ks. Dockers khakis. Is that barista mocking me? Welcome to middle-aged Comedy Bang Bang.
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When Mr. Scissors joined the team, Usain was conflicted between years of his mother's teachings and the desire to win the 4x100m dash
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It's one thing to be handy around the house, it's quite another to give handies around the clock.
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He died doing the thing he loved most: Back-alley dolphin abortions. We're gonna miss you, you brave, delusional weirdo
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Look it up Scotty, look it up! O.K. I'm going to need a dexterity check on that look action, what's Scotty's armor class?
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I'd buy that for a dollar. Because that's what it costs, the price tag says it right here, see: $1.00. Yes I need a bag.
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Would you rather end the show with a catchphrase or start the show by opening up the plug bag?
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Your mockumentary was great, really. Don't second Christopher Guest yourself.
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If Scott picks these at random this has a fighting chance. My friend Josh is in the audience tonight. Hello from Pure Guava.
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If you iron an ironic t-shirt belonging to Jeremy Irons whilst listening to "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette you are a good multi-tasker
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Huggies fate was sealed when they waited too long to jump on the flavored diaper bandwagon
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This catchphrase sleeps so much better at night ever since it bought a Leesa mattress.
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Portland must look like a strip club from heaven because God always makes it rain
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Portland, land of ports. Home of Matt Groening, so eat my shorts. Our streets are paved with piercings & plaid, & dreadlocked dudes that are oh so rad
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Reebok don't make you run faster.Adidas don't make a ball go farther.It's all inside your heart, as long as that heart is wearing the new Air Jordans
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Let's go Scope out the scene, you know, provide mouthwash to everyone within our view.
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To be or not to be, that is technically two questions.
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Two. I love you in two ways. OK have a good night, see you tomorrow.
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