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Sticks and stones may break my bones, no wait, they most definitely do, you can stop now, hypothesis proved.
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"Your guess is as good as mine" said one clone to the other, multiple times daily, for the rest of their lives.
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Priory Mail gets your letter to God in two days or your money back
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San Die-go outside and get some fresh air every once in awhile, nerds.
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No offense to other catchphrases but this is the best catchphrase and will forever be the catchphrase that starts the show
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In space, no one can hear you scream. And it's really hard to get a wifi signal. Hence the screaming
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Electric Company. Water Works. Boardwalk. Reading Railroad. And other places I've masturbated.
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Duck, duck, goose, stick it in my caboose. Goose, goose, duck, these birds know how to fly south for the winter
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A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny melted down into a race of copper super-robots hellbent on the destruction of mankind
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Just ONCE in my life I'd like to see the dead meat eat the vulture. Life can be so unfair. #millennialproblems
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We're jammin'. And I hope you like jammin' too. Cause grandma has a basement full of these damn strawberries, they aren't going to preserve themselves
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Fact: USA's colors were picked because of Washington's big red baboon ass, Jefferson's blue cock ring he never removed & Adams's milky white titties.
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All the King's horses and all the King's men agreed that a witch must have caused a mass hallucination because there is no way that egg-man was real
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Lotta black birds getting drunk, hitting each other with long metal tools at the crowbar.
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Buy Snoop's rhinestones for pizazzle and bedazzle dat azzle. WARNING: placing rhinestones inside the anus may cause severe hemorrhoids & anal leakage
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My dad's suicide note confused the rest of my family but it sure got to me, enough to be driving a 1-way route to the rope and rickety stool store: "I can't be a part of a world where there aren't more people doing Schneider from One Day At A Time cosplay
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Has there ever been a more apropos bandname than Funkadelic? Only competition would be if the Grateful Dead were named Grateful Go Nowhere Wandering Wank-off Jams Interspersed w/ Moments of Real Beauty & Stellar Harmonies Bathed in a Fuckton Of Acid Dead
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And now his watch has ended...thought it was waterproof, 'twas not. 'Tis a shame, he only had it a few days, certainly not a Rolex by any means, but a sturdy, fashionable timepiece all the same that will be missed.
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He died doing the thing he loved most: Back-alley dolphin abortions. We're gonna miss you, you brave, delusional weirdo
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Like the Science Beatles famous song said: "All You Need is Love, Oxygen, Water, Food, & Shelter"
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Lube Reed implores you to take a walk on the wild glide
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My laptop battery is at 1% so I have to hurry before it shuts off. This catchphrase is too funny to stop and find the cord I don't want to forget what
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