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Posts posted by Pure Guava
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Up near Bemidji dontchaknow?
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Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up
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You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Welcome to Blanket Lovers Anonymous.
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Groupons for group hugs led to poop on a group of rugs. They squeezed the shit out of each other, literally.
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Pokemon Go? More like Brokeymon Go. Hey Pikachu, give me back my wallet!
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These are the things that keep me awake at night, counting single sheep.
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No animals were hurt during the creation of this catchphrase.
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Earthquakes. Hurricanes. Blizzards. Tornados. Nice try, God, nothing is going to stop this epic jerkin' session.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Hmmmm...Genocide, for starters. I guess it depends on the flavor.
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Looking back, sinking all of the family fortune into Whack-Off-a-Mole machines wasn't the best business decision.
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Four score and 7 years ago, everyone had to look up what a score was because nobody uses that old-timey language anymore, Grandpa.
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Monday comes and goes.
Another catchphrase is read.
Maybe this haiku?
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Give a dog a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a dog to fish, you'll get rich from all those TV and movie deals that smart dog is going to land
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I feel bad for snakes, they'll never know the pleasure and comfort one feels whilst wearing ass-less chaps.
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Chicken soup for the soul is a big waste of food, just passes right through it and spills all over the floor. Soul ain't got no mouth.
Never kick a man while he's down,there's still a threat of retaliation. Smart fighters know to wait until the man is asleep to get the best punches in
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