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    The hunger strike continues, one day at a time, until Schneider's tool belt is displayed in the Smithsonian

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    I was a Dratch-key kid growing up; my parents would come home late while I made my own dinner and watched Debbie Downer sketches on repeat

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    You can lead a water to horse, but you can't dyslexia someone teach

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    Snap, crackle, pop, osteoporosis!

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    He's taken to drowning ducks in water like a duck to water

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    Feminism seems to have failed. Where's the "Yo Poppa" jokes?

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    A hush fell over the packed courtroom. The trial of the century was about to begin and no one wanted to miss a word of Vagina v. Ping-Pong Ball

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    That's not just gross. That's giving your sister a fister blister kind of gross.

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    Fuck the police is what wives of policemen do every night, all across the country. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

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    Let me make this perfectly clear. As a window washer that is my job.

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    Is that a male human sexual organ engorged with blood due to physiological stimuli in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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    When life gives you lemons, repeat an old-timey proverbial phrase.

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    Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, there's a glitch in the Matrix we better find a phone quick

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    "Tune in tomorrow for Tigers vs. Yankees" said the Confederate zoo owner as he stood over the mutilated Union soldiers

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    hashtag catchphrase, hashtag staying relevant, hashtag appealing to the desired demographic, hashtag hashtag

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    "I'd like to give the world a Coke" was the catchphrase of one of Marvel's lesser-known supervillians, Diabetes Man

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    Do you like my catchphrase? Circle yes or no.

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    Denial ain't just a river in Egypt....It's also the refusal of something requested or desired.

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    As the great Thomas Edison once said "Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 5 percent perspiration, and 94 percent slaying that sweet sweet nerd tang"

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    I'd like to solve the puzzle. Piece with the little weird round part goes into the piece with the half-circle curvy part,the one with a straight edge.

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    Electric Company. Water Works. Boardwalk. Reading Railroad. And other places I've masturbated.

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    Pigeons are God's way of saying "Here. Here's a bird. Hope you like it. It's not a fish. It's a bird. Have a nice day"

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    Screw hard work; If you squint just right you can turn any 10 dollar bill into a hundo. The trick is to blur the zero with your tears

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    She was in her birthday suit, if you know what a mean...you know, a 3-piece periwinkle pantsuit with a lavender scarf and a lovely diamond necklace.

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    I don't mean to Monday morning quarterback but shouldn't the budget for cans of beans crossed your mind before you raised your murderous hobo army?

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