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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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SPOILERS will be played by SPOILERS in the new SPOILERS movie, as long as SPOILERS studio has it's say
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Agent Orange is the New Black Sabbath. Ozzy needed a new band and Agent Orange needed a new frontman, it just made sense
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Your Honor, if you are going to condemn me for using chicken noodle soup for lube you best be ready to lock up the whole goddamn town of Pittsburgh.
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The Texas pioneers had it right: "Remember the Hertz!!!" doesn't roll off the tongue very well
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Remember the Alamo! The rental car is due back in an hour, remember?
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It's like my weird grandpa always said: "Pudding in your shoes, never feel blue. Shoe pudding in your mouth, health going south."
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They call me "The Kingmaker" because my first name is "The" and my last name is "Kingmaker". Not sure what all the fuss is about.
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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Revenge Kitty always triumphs.
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Black is the night I longingly ache for you, white are the sheets I lay in, dreaming of your caresses, red is the hobo blood I shed in your honor
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Sugar-addicted cowboys always keep a boot in the rear full of root beer for a lil' toot of good cheer.
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Do crickets hear people laughing when their jokes bomb?
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Witty spoonerism? Check. Pop culture reference? Check. Pee or poo joke? Check. OK, all catchphrase systems are go, you are ready for liftoff.
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All my life I've been sittin' here pondering, day after day, year after year....is my skull Predator-worthy?
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You put your right foot in,you take your right foot out,you put your right foot in again exactly 8 times because you have OCD & you shake it all about
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There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba
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"My mayonnaise Goddess has got the pickle shits, Daddy". This sentence has never been spoken by a human before.
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Beware the Ides of March, I heard they have herpes. At the very least use protection, you can never be too careful.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and that creepy old house on 11th Street, jeepers that place is scary!
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Twas the night before Christmas & all through the house not a creature was stirring except for your parents wrapping presents because Santa isn't real
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Counselor, could you please refrain from calling my client's menstrual blood "clitty litter" for the rest of the proceedings?
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To make a long story short, cut the book in half. Here, use my scissors.
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Little scuba divers bumping against my window? Treasure chests in my living room?...This truly is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums
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Whom will Rachel give the rose? Find out on tonight's Dratchelor!
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