Look it up Scotty, look it up! O.K. I'm going to need a dexterity check on that look action, what's Scotty's armor class?

[Look it up Scotty, look it up! O.K. I'm going to need a dexterity check on that look action, what's Scotty's armor class?]

$$$

[I'd buy that for a dollar. Because that's what it costs, the price tag says it right here, see: $1.00. Yes I need a bag.]

$$$

[Would you rather end the show with a catchphrase or start the show by opening up the plug bag?]

CBB inception

[Your mockumentary was great, really. Don't second Christopher Guest yourself.]

$$$

[If Scott picks these at random this has a fighting chance. My friend Josh is in the audience tonight. Hello from Pure Guava.]

worth a shot

[If you iron an ironic t-shirt belonging to Jeremy Irons whilst listening to "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette you are a good multi-tasker]

If you iron an ironic t-shirt belonging to Jeremy Irons whilst listening to "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette you are a good multi-tasker

[Huggies fate was sealed when they waited too long to jump on the flavored diaper bandwagon]

Huggies fate was sealed when they waited too long to jump on the flavored diaper bandwagon

[This catchphrase sleeps so much better at night ever since it bought a Leesa mattress.]

$$$

[Portland must look like a strip club from heaven because God always makes it rain]

dollar bill yo

[Portland, land of ports. Home of Matt Groening, so eat my shorts. Our streets are paved with piercings & plaid, & dreadlocked dudes that are oh so rad]

$$$

[Reebok don't make you run faster.Adidas don't make a ball go farther.It's all inside your heart, as long as that heart is wearing the new Air Jordans]

Reebok don't make you run faster. Adidas don't make a ball go farther. It's all inside your heart, as long as that heart is wearing the new Air Jordans. Available now at all Foot Locker locations

[Let's go Scope out the scene, you know, provide mouthwash to everyone within our view.]

$$$

[To be or not to be, that is technically two questions.]

Billy Shakes

[How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Two. I love you in two ways. OK have a good night, see you tomorrow.]

romance

[A rose by any other name would make you seem like a dumb shit, it's obviously a rose just call it by it's name you twit]

Rosie

[Can we skip the shoes part and just do it]

Swoosh

[Hello fill-in-the-blank! How about the traffic on the nearby freeway?The food your city is famous for is great. Now I'll mention a sports ball player.]

panderific

[Announcement Re: Howl & Earwolf Ad-Free Archives (PLEASE READ)]

 

For example, if we went ad-free for a show that’s only 50% stripped, premium users would hear ads half the time and that would be a confusing experience. As new shows cross the 95% ad-free threshold, we will launch them, and announce it here. Every show will be 100% ad-free eventually.

 

 

If you imagine James Adomian reading that sentence as Bernie Sanders 95% of your day will be 100% awesome.

 

(Don't ask me about the other 5%, I don't have the security clearance to share that with you at this time)

[Oakland, land of Oaks. We're out of trees, the name is a joke. Concrete-city is more apropos, 'tis a pity no trees can grow]

HELLA

[You can tell by all the streamers, the piñata and the pin-the-tail on the donkey that California knows how to party.]

City of Compton

[Bay Area where you at? Let me hear you! Make some noise! My reception is bad, you need to speak up. I'll just call you back later.]

yo yo

[Home again in the Golden state with it's magical seashore,awe-inspiring peaks,serene desert & towering redwoods.So many places to hide a dead hooker]

California knows how to party

[This catchphrase has altitude sickness and may want to drink some fluids before attempting any exclamation points.]

mile high

[Ironic that the one state's name that begins with "Color" has a population of 99.99% white people]

whitey corngood

[Denver may be the Mile High City but it's a Miley High World]

!!!