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    Woman are from Mars, men are from Venus, and Wookies are from Kashyyyk. Thus ends another tutoring session, young Jedi.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Every handyman in Hollywood is stressed the fuck out. It must be pilot light season again.

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    Remember when I said forget that thing about remembering the thing that I said earlier, it was about forgetting, remember? Just forget it, OK?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Hart wants what the Hart wants, and apparently these days what Kevin wants is to star in some really shitty movies

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    Little known fact: Eazy-E's dad started a successful hamburger chain. Nothing beats a Hard-E's mushroom & swiss & fuck the police burger

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    There should be an emoji for when you want to express disgust about someone liking emo. A emoji face that says "You like emo? Gee."

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Kings, Lords, & valiant knights from across the seven kingdoms all tried to win her hand, but only the purrrrrrrr of heart Kitty Princess would marry.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Feral wolves roam these hills, indeed. But it is not the beasts you should be afraid of, boy, for the true horror is acid reflux. Here's a TUMS.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Behold the mighty pickle baron, lording over us all from upon yonder hill...I knew him when he was just a young punk with a barrel of cucumbers

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.

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    As you can tell by all the windmills and tulips, this catchphrase is Dutch as fuck.

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    Talk to the hand, girl....cuz that happens to be where my ears are, there was an unfortunate mix-up in the operating room.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step...towards the gas pump to fill up your tank, and then 20 more to go grab a coffee, yr gonna need it

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    There are no superficial blind people in the world, for they can never judge a book by its cover.

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    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, because I spilled it, and all ants are male, right?

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    Damn baby, you got a lotta junk in that trunk! You should probably get some help, hoarding is a real psychological disorder that shouldn't be ignored.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    John Adams Apple: The founding father of neck bumps

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    Just call me Moses, because when I hold out my staff all the ladies' knees are parted

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    Gongs are the things my gang bangs, bongs are the things my blokes smoke, and dongs are the things my chaps slap

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Noun verb adverb preposition conjunction noun, pronoun conjunction preposition interjection!

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    You know what they say: If the shoe spits, wear it, and then run to your psychiatrist because you are hallucinating again.

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    You think you're sooo big, number eleven...I say you ain't nothin' but a couple of ones

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    Corey's all-consuming desire to be in the actor Hall of Fame led to the Fall of Haim.

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    If anyone wants to Analyze Phish for real....

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    Why yes, my good sir, my dog is at a temperature that could only be classified as hot; the question I pose to you, old chap, is what is up?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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