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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Dustin Diamond never dusted diamonds, judging by his IMDB page polishing cubic zirconia is way more realistic
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The makers of Skoal must have had a hand in naming Chewbacca. Chewing tobacco bribes were the only way George Lucas could afford such a fancy house
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February 15th is Valet-nines Day, the national day of mourning for the brave 9 valets that dared to park a Hummer in a compact space.
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Ever get the sneaking suspicion there's a second Earth, in a mirror orbit, where all the rivers run backward & Dustin Diamond is a national treasure
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Chubby Checker killed the Fat Boys: Now that's a real twist
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If 1 human year = 7 dog years, Snoop Doggy-Dog is a modern day Methuselah.
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All the King's horses and all the King's men agreed that a witch must have caused a mass hallucination because there is no way that egg-man was real
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Add an "e" to Super Bowl and you have yourself a kryptonite-hating intestine
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"Your joints are just meat bends" said the weird literal hobo as he tap-danced upon his old brown flesh protectors
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Zeus, God of the sky, King of Mt. Olympus, ruler of the world, sits silently, nodding, judging your masturbating from afar
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The truth is, every time Flavor Flav said "yeaaaaah booooyyy" he was really saying "yes, boy, I am hurting inside, I would like a hug"
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Starlight Express? More like bar fight sex dress, ammirite fellas?
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If all it takes to make a rainbow is water and sunlight why are oceans in the daytime boring-ass blue?
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Edgar Allen Poe was a mopey-ass bitch. Fuck that raven, never-motherfucking-more.
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Hey McFly...why don't you make like a tree and create an ecosystem that provides habitat, oxygen, and food for birds and other creatures worldwide.
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I would say my favorite Radiohead album is Amnesiac but I keep forgetting what it sounds like
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In my life there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a far away song,but it's usually my neighbors having a meth-fueled sex marathon
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Would Superman beat Batman in a fight? Doesn't matter, he's already won the battle...for my heart (swoon).
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Cock rings? No ma'am, 'round these parts we call 'em b-b-b-b-boner clips.
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Space PETA has been after Han Solo for years ever since that Tauntaun incident.
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Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge apparently doesn't retain heat very well.
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Welcome to today's improv4Trumans, today we will be doing short scenes based on atomic bombs, hidden tv cameras, and murders in Kansas.
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"Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit
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