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Pure Guava

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    I'd like some Nat King Coleslaw on my Paul Reubens sandwich, please

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    You can tell that's a Bowie knife by the make-up on the handle and the androgynous blade

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    23 skidmarks poo-poo

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    Jiro wet dreams of sushi, that sick fish freak

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    Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter

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    Netflix's first foray into true crime cooking didn't do so hot. Baking a Curdler flopped on arrival.

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    Hang on to your bananas bangarangians, The Morning Zoo is in full swing today (fart sound)!

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    Houston, we have a problem. Your city is polluted, boring, and full of Texans.

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    The Emoji vs. Emoticon War of 2043 was the beginning of the end for humankind

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    You need a head for a motor? Lemmy get you that.

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    That arsonist has really burned all his bridges, he's not welcome in this town. Because it's an island. And he burned all the bridges.

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    The Golden Gate Bridge? We will cross that bridge when we come to it.

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    Barry Bonds not making the Hall of Fame would really upset me if I knew whom Barry Bonds was and what a hall of fame happened to be.

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    A caucasian's left breast: The other white teat.

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    My name is Chilly Willy, I'm frozen through and through. Frostbite has ravaged 65% of my skin. Please call the paramedics post-haste

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    If your doctor writes you a prescription for more cowbell you should probably report him to the proper authorities

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    Jelly. Marmalade. Jam. It's all lube to me, darling.

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    I bet Betsy Ross was a real fucking boss at flag football

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    Barack Hussein Obamacare? Not my president. Because I'm from the UK, we have a Prime Minister there.

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    Rivers belong where they can ramble,eagles belong where they can fly,I've got to be where my diabetes can run free.Gotta eat this Ben & Jerrys pie

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    I'll have what she's having: menopause followed by a hysterectomy

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    This episode was directed by Michael Bay so get ready for some blow 'em ups and sweater pups

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    With Mötley Crüe retiring and Guns n' Roses reuniting, chlamydia stocks have been on a real roller coaster ride lately...Buy! Sell! Itch!

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    I thought she was signing her letter hugs and kisses but she was actually drawing up some football plays

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    feel like California, look like Minnesota, fart like Arizona

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