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Downton Abbey Road: The only upper-class Beatles tribute album you will ever whip your maid to
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Grandma spent 30 years attempting to milk that cat. The least we can do is honor her memory by making some more pussy jokes. OK, carry on, Reverend.
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I would totally rock jodhpurs if I only knew what they were
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El Nino getting California all wet. Cue the porn music.
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George gorged on gorp in Georgia, he ain't so gorgeous no mo
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Got turned down for ASSSSCAT, going to try BUTTTTPUSSY next
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Hey Rose Bowl, I want my money back. I lined up at 4AM for your parade and no Pete, no Axl...not even a McGowan. Shame on you, flower devils
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traditional catchphrases went out with the Dodo. It's all Dada now, darling.
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The pinnacle of mankind's artistic achievement can be found within the Duck Tales theme song
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Just started The Jinx...that Bobby Durst, so handsome, so rich, any gal would be lucky to snag him!
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Like the Science Beatles famous song said: "All You Need is Love, Oxygen, Water, Food, & Shelter"
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"Let the wookie win" And with those 4 words, the great Dejarik point-shaving scandal of Sector 453G was born
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Since heavy metal has appropriated skull imagery, I say we at the smooth jazz federation snag the femur before those kooks at easy listening claim it
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker and cocaine is fucking awesome
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99 out of every 100 doctors agree: Injecting chocolate straight in your thighs makes zero sense whatsoever.
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A double rainbow is almost as rare as people who give a shit about double rainbows
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Dr. Who? House M.D. No, I'm talking about a TV show. I know, House M.D. No, Dr. Who! I just told you, House M.D. MARCUS WELBY IS ON THIRD
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In a hot spot? Plot your tots on their cots with a knot and get a lot of pot from Scott, better not stop till your eyes are bloodshot.
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Alaska again, Iowa-nt an answer this time, did you stick it In-Diana? Answer honestly Oregon-na kill ya.
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How in the light of one night did we come so far? I think our bus driver is on meth.
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All I've ever needed was the music and mirror and the chance to dance for you and oxygen, water, food, companionship, a roof over my head.
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