Pure Guava
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I tried to raise an ear wolf but ended up earless. Should have stuck to ear gerbils.
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If you think about it, people noses are just monkey trunks
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In space, no one can hear you scream. And it's really hard to get a wifi signal. Hence the screaming
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Her face was like the face of a woman, her scent was the smell of a female. And she looks like a woman should look: womanly
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Every time I punch a dude out I scream "You just took a ride on the Bleeding Brainblow"
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Every time I make love to a woman I shout out "You just took a ride on the Breeding Rainbow"
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The way I see it, the only reason water exists is to keep fish from comin' on our land and takin' our guns.
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Todays catchphrase will be created from this bowl of alphabet soup: RGOWOECN AOSIDF COSAOEIF
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Due to pressure from PETA I will now be saying catch-and-release phrases at the beginning of each show
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Ever since my supermarket stopped giving out plastic bags I'm finding it harder and harder to store all these old plastic bags in newer plastic bags
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Juicy Fruit is gonna move you. Cuz you are in the way. Please remove yourself from Juicy Fruit's way
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New catchphrase suggestions: keeping "comedy writers" in the "spotlight" since 2009
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Coffee? Bah humbug. That's just fancied-up water for the poors. Bring me my virgin tear colada
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Wing-dings, silly little font, no time for you in Billy's spittle jaunt (he likes Arial Bold and Impact)
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My catchphrase was said on the air and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and an legendary case of herpes)
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2016. The year 2001 always dreamed of being but fell short due to poor life decisions, substance abuse, and just plain bad luck.
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Yay, it's 4:20!!!!! Bongs and stuff!!! Oh no....it's 4:21. Dongs to fluff.
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Weightlifters, you've got it all wrong. Lift with the back, you big dumbbell.
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Forget your feelings, forget your training, just focus. Supermarket Sweep is yours for the taking, young padawan.
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Pickles come in jars and rockets go to the stars but have you ever wished upon a jar for a pickle rocket?
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What is your aversion to averting your version of this version of the venison vert ramp? Too deer-y?
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Try new and improved 2016, the only post-2015, pre-2017 year you'll ever need
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