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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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I need to Fargo to the store, all we have is the Leftovers.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There's a whole lot of difference between "catch and release" and "catch, release, and..."
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Chicken pox = once a lifetime. Chickenmas= once a year. Choking Chicken = once a day
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"Fear is the weapon of the underprivileged few" said some confused guy. Shouldn't listen to him, he sounded confused.
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New Year, new attitude. 2016 is when I start making babies instead of baking maybes.
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Catchphrase flu, coming for you. What you gonna do? Make your ears turn blue. Catchphrase flu, coming for you
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I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a public choice mechanism for law-making, establishing rules, norms and standards and levying taxes
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Hash browns? Hash browns? I asked for crack greens, damn you.
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If you have a voblex under your bed would you consider some Pure Guava in your fridge?
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Nothing beats a great shower after a workout. Because hitting water with your fists is weird no matter if you have done some squats or not
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Hey! See Johnny Appleseed, throwing seeds in the hay like some sort of hayseed?
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Last time I heard the phrase "The Force Awakens" was at my Viagra doctor's office. I'm old and my penis doesn't work, you see. Also, Star Wars.
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Third salad's a charm, said Jimmy 3-Salads. He got his nickname because he was always making 3 salads.
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Sorry to coin a phrase, but 2016 is officially "Year of Fuck".
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Catchphrase smetchphrase, lets ring in the New Year with a little something I like to call...a bell. Ring a ling a ding
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Hunky haircuts and hot pants in which you can see nuts, these are the days of our lives (that we wish we could forget)
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Repeat after me, little Jimmy: Coffee on the tongue, bird in the sky. Follow this rule and mommy never dies
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Shizz, snazz, wozzles, it's all the same to me. Made up words just not carrying their weight anymore. Furgles down 2% this quarter alone.
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Bring us some figgy pudding yes bring us some figgy pudding, bring us some figgy pudding said no one ever
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After all the Grateful Dead shows, all Josephine really wanted was a nice roast beef sandwich and the last 30 years of her life back
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"Penny for your thoughts" said no one, ever, on the planet of Pennieswereneverinventedhere
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"Rabid raccoon? Kick that rodent to the moon" Would be funny if I were a 90 year old grandma smoking PCP
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Grandma Josephine always said nothing spices up a marriage like a 6-day PCP binge.
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My guava may be pure but wait 'till you get a whiff of my papaya, ay-yi-yi-ah....
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