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    Personally, I think these "star wars" are a cry for attention. How much territory do you really need, General Clooney?

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    Foghorn Leghorn Misthorn Armhorn

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    John Wayne's World...John Wayne's World....it's hey pilgrim time, on a Western

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    What's Down, Cold Cat?

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    Lets hop on the Gabrus Bus and Tig the fuck outta here

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    Stick your Big Lebowski in my Blood Meridian you Barton Fink

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    The drama at the nursing home started when Rusty misheard "Respect your elders" as "Re-sext your elders". The activity room will have to be steam clea

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    One toke over the line my friend, one toke over the line. One toke over the line my friend, one toke over the line. One toke over the line my friend.

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    Peas porridge hot. Peas porridge cold. Peas porridge in the pot, oh man, Danny laced the weed again no wonder I can taste feelings

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    Magic is a feeling, an inexplicable rise you get from your solar plexus. In a word it's....magic!

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    If this podcast ain't got Mojo Nixon than this podcast could use some fixin'

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    Do siamese twins dream of siamese sheep? Bet it's hard to coordinate 4 hooves over that fence, eh?

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    For the next game of twister we shall be using Ecuadorian rules. Governor, remove your left thumb.

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    They call me cuddle young dog but when all is said and done I'm really just a cuddle puppy

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    We are going to get paid for these, right?

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    Finally! A podcast the whole family can enjoy (and by "podcast" I mean hostage, and by "family" I mean me, and by "enjoy" I mean torture and eat

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    I think I'm going to name my baby "Lon" so he'll feel special whenever Bob Marley sings about Babylon

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    Well that's it for today's Comedy Bang-Bang: Backwards Edition. I'd like to thank my guests and all of our sponsors. See you next week, Bangarangians!

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    When the race promoter threatened to withhold the appearance fee, the racing rainbow's manager informed him "These colors don't run"

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    It's time to play a little game called "Would you Rather".....oh crap sorry mixed up my note cards lets try this again---

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    Catchphrases be damned, todays CBB is starting off the way I always dreamed it would, with a little musical number...cue the spotlight engineer Cody

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    When Frankie Went to Hollywood he saw a crime being committed and yelled at the robber "Relax, don't do it"

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    Cocaine in the veins drains brains of their main gains, explained Jane to Wayne.

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    Jogging in sweat suits? I'd rather sweat in a jogging suit. Same thing you say? Guards, seize him. Off with his head.

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    Stanley Pubrick, the Voblex, and Bernard Shakey aka Mick walk into a bar...

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