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Black or white, short or tall, handsome or ugly, dead or alive, mustached or shaved, pineapple or oboe, flurgax or shirrrrrrellll, 53234 6yyy 9w39a;::
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Black people say catchphrases like this: "yo yo yo catchphrase" and white people say catchphrases like this: "hello this is a catchphrase"
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Bleaker than bleak days and freaky beak-filled nights, that's what a depressed nymphomaniac toucan with insomnia's life is all about, man.Â
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Blood is thicker than water, especially when you make a blood milkshake, I speak from first-hand experience.
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Blu-Ray was originally Glue-Ray but the DVDs kept sticking to everything
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Boast-It Notes allow you to show off on little squares of paper.
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Boys will be boys, men will turn into old men, but Boys 2 Men live forever in the part of our hearts that only rent to adolescents aging to adulthood while singing 4-part harmony over Philly soul w/ a touch of New Jack bad boy to keep the ladies frothing
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Bring it on, Ultron. No strings on you till my jizzy ropes flew.
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Bring us some figgy pudding yes bring us some figgy pudding, bring us some figgy pudding said no one ever
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Bubble gut, bubble butt, the whole world's turned into bubble nuts
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Business in front, party in the back. Relaxing weekend at home on the sides.
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butler bell is rung....monocle falls in champagne....now the haiku ends
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Buy Snoop's rhinestones for pizazzle and bedazzle dat azzle. WARNING: placing rhinestones inside the anus may cause severe hemorrhoids & anal leakage
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Cake Boss met Ho-Ho under the mistletoe and a new pimp was born. Please welcome Ho-Boss into the world
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Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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Can someone direct the schizophrenic to a different forum, please?
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker and cocaine is fucking awesome
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Cannibals are the only people who can truly claim they eat a breakfast of champions. They say that winners taste better but I’m not going to verify.
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Carry-on bag, my wayward son...that is all that is allowed on our airline before a fee applies
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