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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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The show where we talk about interesting sheep holes. Welcome to Farm-edy Gang Bang!
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Corey's all-consuming desire to be in the actor Hall of Fame led to the Fall of Haim.
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang: SMELL-O-VISION Edition!!! Scratch your phone or computer now for "Nerd in sweater" scent
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A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step...towards the gas pump to fill up your tank, and then 20 more to go grab a coffee, yr gonna need it
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Pictures of cats in military gear are honored on Meme-orial day
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Yo momma so stupid she submits catch-and-release-phrases
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I've heard of whiskey dick but experimental psychedelic research chemical snuck into my water supply by the government as punishment for defaulting on my student loan penis?Â
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I wish Fort Knox was a pillow fort because stealing all that gold would make you really sleepy.
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What are you complaining about, Native Americans? At least you didn't get the small-cocks blankets we sent to the Japanese
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Windy city quit blowin' my skirt over my head... you dirty ol' city gonna tell ma on you
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Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Oh and of Larry from Accounting, that guy is a whack-job.
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This episode was directed by Michael Bay so get ready for some blow 'em ups and sweater pups
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You would never, ever put pepper on a mint so how the hell is peppermint so damn tasty?
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Noun, verbs, adjectives? Quit trying to pin my words down like some dusty old moth in the Smithsonian. Instead, pin my wings down, that is how I'm most likely to escape this moth exhibit in the Smithsonian.Â
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I thought she was signing her letter hugs and kisses but she was actually drawing up some football plays
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Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge apparently doesn't retain heat very well.
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"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time but one who wants spanked? Gimme dat Bible, motherfuckers" ---Nietzsche
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Luck be a lady tonight, but you better believe she be a whore in the bed ALL morning
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Yo, this is Sir Bang-A-Lot and I'm here to say, I love starting my podcasts in a rapping catchphrase way
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Forget your feelings, forget your training, just focus. Supermarket Sweep is yours for the taking, young padawan.
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Thrill of a lifetime? Try DRILL of a KNIFE...MIME! Next up on an all new Goober's Locker, a mime gets a knife drilled through his face, will he scream like a real man or repeat "Ambulance, tres rapidé" in charades until he bleeds out, silently. Up next!
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You can keep your Black Fridays and Cyber Mondays, wake me up when it's "Confess a Murder Thursday"
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If all it takes to make a rainbow is water and sunlight why are oceans in the daytime boring-ass blue?
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Agent Orange is the New Black Sabbath. Ozzy needed a new band and Agent Orange needed a new frontman, it just made sense
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