Pure Guava
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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Triceratops? Should have been called Quatroceratops, packing a 4th horn in his pants and boy did that dino fuck machine know how to use it.
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April? More like APP-ril. As in: I ril appy shopping for apps at app store in App-ril, app is in name of month so ril good deals on apps in Appril
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Ponytails shouldn't be allowed on any girl who can't swing her own machete. Only the battle tested shall know the pride of wearing a blood trophy
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Law & Order isn't just a long running, Dick Wolf-produced tv show, they're also what I ignore when running tv shows about a wolf's long dick
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The Junkyard Dog is known by wrestling fans living in countries that use the metric system as the Junk0.9144 meters Dog
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Waiting for Godot. To win an Academy Award for Best Actress, that is. It's a Wonder this Woman hasn't brought home Oscar gold yet.
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A pear is just pea with an r added. That's it, no wordplay or hidden double meanings, no innuendo or urine jokes intended.Just thought you should know
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Remember, if you liked this catchphrase,don't forget to hit the like & subscribe buttons on the bottom left corner of your screen.Stay pure my Guavas!
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G.O.A.T. cheese must have some really confident parents to name their kid like that, poor cheese, that's a lot of pressure to live up to such a title
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear because they don't exist, the Matrix is real, the world is a computer simulation to keep us enslaved
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Up Shit's Creek without a paddle?Don't worry, it's only knee deep until you hit Shit's River,besides you'll pass Shit's Paddle Outlet on the way there
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Yo momma so fat, she must be pregnant again, tell her Denise from work said congratulations and I hope she enjoyed the gift basket the girls & I sent
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Catch-poem: To the chocolate bunnies---Hot sunny not funny---Brown sugar flesh runny---Melted into nothing, honey---Your yummy bunny just a memory.
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I bet the pumpkin that turned into a carriage is the Cinderella of the story in the Pumpkin Book of Fairy Tales.
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I'm not going away I'm Scott! (x2) Hey yo, I'm just Bang-Banging comedy I'm youngish, dress snappy & hung wee And I'm not going away I'm Scott!
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What's the deal with Seinfeld impressions? You make an observation and ask questions loudly? Is that it? I mean, come on people! What's the deal?
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Everybody poops, some people fart, nobody pees,a few people vomit, one person burps. Thus Spoke Zarathustra & thus we all ignored him,with good reason
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The only legitimate reason to buy a shipping company is to require every Captain in your fleet to legally change their last name to "Beefheart".
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Spy vs. Spy vs. Dwindling magazine sales vs. Eyesight too bad to see those small doodles in the margins vs. MAD Magazine, is that even still a thing?
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Poor Grover Cleveland, spent so much of his time explaining to the nation that he was neither muppet nor city that he didn't pass a single bill.
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Yo bro, Fro-Yo? No go, amigo, I owe Slow Joe a blow on the down low, ya know? Whoa Moe, TMI, ya know? Fo sho, Joe, no woe no mo, I'll grow like a pro.
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave our cares behind, because we paid for the proper permits. I have the paperwork right here, officer.
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Why sex ed never covers the fact that a boy's 1st erection always points in the direction of his 1 true love is beyond me.Seems like pretty vital info
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An Apple Watch a day keeps the doctor's hair grey, your arms can't support these weight increases, he's worried he's going to have to amputate.
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Dolph Lundgren-safe tuna should be Greenpeace's first priority. I've seen him down a metric ton of sashimi in less than an hour.
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