Pure Guava
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The oldest trick in the book is probably when Ugg gave two Mastodon pelts to Muk-Gluk for a handjob
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Generation XOXO are real slackers when it comes to hugs and kisses
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Vulture Club do not really wanna hurt me, they really want to wait until I've died
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The Gods mush be crazy! The craziest mush I ever tasted! Crazy, crazy mush, you gotta try it.
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Some Christians keep their virginity by only having sex in their Vonnebutt. So it goes.
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Just saw a squirrel get into a fight with a blue jay over a Vonnenut. So it goes.
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Some random dude just came up and punched me in my Vonnegut. So it goes.
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Yes, of course I'll come. I'll be there with bells on, thanks to my court-ordered bell shirt I'm required to wear within 100 meters of any schools
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I don't mean to beat around the bush, I lost my glasses and can't really see where I'm beating
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Don't give up hope, good people, for even dog shit gives off warmth for a few minutes a day
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The Flat Hearth Society think that chimneys are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.
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Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched.
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The Flat Birth Society believes baby bumps are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.
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Right said Fred. Wrong said Ted, Fred's brother. Thus the argument ended.
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How is Casablanca like golf? They both have clubs and bogeys. #GrandpaJokes
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Halloween is my favorite holiday that has a band's name in the title, first runner-up is New Year's Pavement.
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You sunk my battle shit! Thank you, military sanitation department for doing such a great job. Together we can wipe out typhoid on the battlefield.
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Eat a bag of dicks? Challenge accepted! Mortimer, dear chap, bring me my dick-eating bib and a bottle of red Bordeaux from the carriage, post-haste!
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Business in front, party in the back. Relaxing weekend at home on the sides.
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Four score and 7 years ago was the last time anyone used "score" as a measure of time
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The only thing to fear is fear itself. And automatic weapons. And nuclear war. And global warming. Oh man I'm fucking scared. Please hold me.
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? No wonder you don't remember where you buried the treasure. Cut back the sauce or we are getting another Captain.
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9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume
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Millennials don't own homes because they're too busy making wacky catchphrases! This is my 9-5, homie!!!
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