Pure Guava
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Next motherfucker leaves the "O" off of opossum gonna spend the night with Scabby Pete in the haunted fuck chair.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hickory dickory dock, if you can use dickory in a sentence I'll suck your clock, the minute hand in particular is rather dusty. Afterwards I'll spit shine your penis, which is also encumbered w/ a layer of dust that demands the suction of a wet mouth.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Has there ever been a more apropos bandname than Funkadelic? Only competition would be if the Grateful Dead were named Grateful Go Nowhere Wandering Wank-off Jams Interspersed w/ Moments of Real Beauty & Stellar Harmonies Bathed in a Fuckton Of Acid Dead
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ummmm...could we get just a little more rico and a little less suave, Gerardo?
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I wish I could trade all these external hard drives for just one internal that drives hard, I'm quite the dainty little flower behind the wheel
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sultry lips and poultry hips? Hooo-daddy, this turkey-human hybrid has got me seeing stars, stars I tells ya!
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This catchphrase is inspired by a true story: I haven't lost the will to live, damn you, I've lost Will Twollive, the boy I'm supposed to be babysitting. Remove this straightjacket at once and lets go toddler hunting!
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh bother, another drifter fell into the garbage disposal. My word those hitchhikers are ever so clumsy. Rutherford, be a dear, put on your hazmat suit and take care of Mr. Doe, would be a shame to get a mess on my new cashmere sweater
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Come they told me pa rum pum pum pum. A newborn king to see pa rum pum pum pum. Failed the audition I did pa rum pum pum pum. My Tourettes strikes again pa rum pum pum FUCK
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Holiday cheer is no match for existential ennui, it's roundhouse kick is just too brutal. Cheer knocked out in the 3rd round.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The 1st amendment don't hold water here, boy. Besides the whole priceless piece of American History thing, the hole in the levee is just too large to duct tape a 200 year old document to and expect it to hold for more than a few seconds.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You want to raise 1,000 soy sauces with my 2 yellowfins showing? Have you even played Texas Hold Em' Poke before?
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Must be lonely being the only sailor that can't tie a knot.
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You know you're dating a real bad boy if he crosses his i's and dots his t's
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My family would be terrified to know how many life choices were made by hallucinating Michael Keaton answering "What would Mr. Mom do in this situation?" & following the advice exactly no matter how many times it involved cocaine & firearms.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gallons? I'm not into the ladies, buddy, I'll take my gas in gal-offs, thank you very much.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gorp. Get your gorp here. Weird name, great taste. Well, not this particular batch, no chocolate in this one but hey.......raisins are......ummmm....Get your Gorp here. Gorp. Gorp for sale. Get it while it's funny to say and hard to chew. Which is always
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Back in my day, we had to write out our catchphrases in longhand using our own blood as ink due to the ink shortages caused by the using ink as blood fad that was sweeping the nation and mopping the country at the time.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Bitch, don't be gettin all green thumb up in here after you just called me "quite contrary" How 'about I go quite contrary on your face with this ho, ho. That's how my garden grow, yo
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My pee is yellow. My mood is mellow. If only I had a catchy nickname. And that is how Pee Mood soda was born.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ate dog food once? You fall into 1 of 3 categories:1.Curiosity(same people that taste their own cum).2. Dare/show off(same people that eat a bucket of cum)3. Legit hunger/hobo times (same people that can't cum because Denver Pete sliced their peckers off
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If ALF isn't voted into the Pog Hall-of-Fame unanimously in his first year eligible, we riot.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hi, my name's Shep Lunderson, and I hope you vote my penis into your vagina this election day. America. Children. Future. Family Values. Penis into vagina. Vote Lunderson.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ezra Pound cake is pure poetry, once you get past the fascist frosting.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Get out there and rock the vote!!! Because the vote needs a nap. There, there vote, let America gently rock you to sleepy-peepy theeerrrrreee theeeerrrre.......
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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