Pure Guava

______SILENCE_____the great catchphrase strike of 2015 continues....

By Pure Guava, November 18, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you are Canadian take off your earbuds now...OK America Freedom Fighters, initiate Operation FEARWOLF

By Pure Guava, November 4, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Congratulations Kansas City Ball-fielders on their Super Bowl Field Scores now lets hit some home run comedy balls

By Pure Guava, November 2, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Every time a bell rings a podcast gets a catchphrase. Ding-a-ling mother fuckers

By Pure Guava, October 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You pile up enough tomorrows and you'll find you've collected nothing but a lot of sad, lonely time-machine operators

By Pure Guava, October 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A nerd. A sweater. A microphone. Welcome to Comedy Bing-Bong.

By Pure Guava, October 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Welcome to Bomedy Cang-Cang, fother muckers

By Pure Guava, October 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to go on a killing spree, spend the rest of your life on death row, and get the electric chair.

By Pure Guava, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If a million monkeys typing on a million keyboards can produce Shakespeare than where is Chimp-beth and Henry the Ape-th?

By Pure Guava, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Go West, young man....and then East on Oak, just past the 7-11, you can't miss it

By Pure Guava, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Knock-knock, who's there, who the fuck cares lets Bang-bang this comedy gold

By Pure Guava, May 22, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

RIP Harris

By Pure Guava, February 20, 2015 in Analyze Phish

"Story of America" by Space Station Wagon

By Pure Guava, December 19, 2014 in Jukebox Jury Song Submissions

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