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A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny melted down into a race of copper super-robots hellbent on the destruction of mankind
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A pickle & a mongoose walk into a bar, go up to the counter and ask the bartender for a drink, bartender stares at them with wide eyes, then clutches his chest and drops down dead. To see a pickle & a mongoose walk & talk were too much for his ol' ticker.
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A political-social system that is inherently racist and patriarchal? That's soooooo 10,000 BC-2016 AD
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A rainbow is just a weird long cloud to the color blind
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A rose by any other name would make you seem like a dumb shit, it's obviously a rose just call it by it's name you twit
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A tisket a tasket, a bunch of other weird old-timey words in a basket...
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ABCDEFG...if you don't keep going ASAP my OCD is going to go WTF, AKA FUBAR. BTW, let's take that LSD that my BFF made because IMHO YOLO, OK? (cont)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Some combination of these will form to create the world's funniest catchphrase.
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Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication.The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering.Nah dude, I'm(CONT)
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Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up
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Add an "e" to Super Bowl and you have yourself a kryptonite-hating intestine
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Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched.
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Afraid yr' surrounded by flammable pine that could burn yr' wild ropey heart into ash? Fear not, feral knot, for all trees are fir, tall & fire fought
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After all the Grateful Dead shows, all Josephine really wanted was a nice roast beef sandwich and the last 30 years of her life back
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After nearly losing his life in Wonka’s plumbing , it’s no surprise Augustus Gloop’s obsession with golden tickets switched to golden showers practically overnight
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Agent Orange is the New Black Sabbath. Ozzy needed a new band and Agent Orange needed a new frontman, it just made sense
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Ah geez, thanks for the medication doc, it's all cleared up. You really put the gone in gonorrhea!
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Alaska again, Iowa-nt an answer this time, did you stick it In-Diana? Answer honestly Oregon-na kill ya.
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Alex P. Keaton ain't cheatin' but Marty McFly is an adulterous guy
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All bears are gummy once you remove their fur, teeth, and skeletons.
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All I've ever needed was the music and mirror and the chance to dance for you and oxygen, water, food, companionship, a roof over my head.
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All my boss talks about is profit this and profit that...which is weird because he's an atheist
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All my exes live in Texas. And of course by "exes" I mean "victims" and by "live" I mean "died by my own hands" and by "Texas" I mean "37 states..."
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