Tedman
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Hogwarts? More like Scott-Sharts
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Hello? Hey, Scott! I'm here! Do you hear me? This isn't funny anymore. Are you hearing this? HELLO!!!! Please! Why won't you answer me? Can you? Can anyone? Am I completely and totally alone? Scott?!? I'm not a religious man, and I swore I wouldn't bargain with God on my deathbed, but my penis is stuck under this boulder and I'm not sure I'm going to make it.
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Here's a popular spider joke: How many spiders have broken Taylor Swift's Heart? The answer: Ah, like a million!
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Don't go breaking my fart. You couldn't if you tried. Scratch that, it done broke.
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Hi-yah! Kick! Hi-yah! Why can't I beat you Menopause?!?
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"It's a zoo out there," says the jaded zoo keeper
Do I Drink Because I Stink, or do I Stink because I Drink?
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Do I Drink Because I Stink, or do I Stink because I Drink?