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    On 11/23/2018 at 8:49 AM, LTL said:

    How  did they not talk about the closing credits  Jordy "It's Christmas, C'est Noel" ... maybe because in the States Jordy's "Dur Dur D'etre Bebe" wasn't a hit like it was in the rest of the world .. trust me youtube it.

    Yes. It was a glaring omission to not talk about Jordy and "It's Christmas, C'est Noel." Discovered via Wikipedia that Jordy is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest singer ever to have a #1 charted single. And that the French government banned Jordy's music from radio and television to protect him from exploitation by his parents.

     

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    Did anyone notice Thoth's weird fixation on lettuce? Turns out that actually alludes to what could've been a FAR better movie. According to Egyptian mythology, Set tried to prove his dominance over Horus by seducing him into consensual sex. However, sneaky Horus caught Set's jizz in his hand and tossed it into a river. Horus then spread his own spunk all over Set's favorite food— lettuce!

     

    Later, after Set has unwittingly eaten plenty of lettuce with special mayonnaise, there's a meeting of the gods to determine whether Set or Horus should rule Egypt. Set declares his dominance, but his claim is invalidated when the gods "call his semen forth" and it answers from the river. Next, it's Horus's turn. The gods say, "Semen, where you at?" and it answers from Set's belly. Horus wins! Now that's the movie I want to see!

     

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