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Jack Johnson P.I.

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  1. Question for the forums: anyone watch CBBtv? I know for a fact I've seen the first two seasons, but I can't remember a single joke that stands out to me. duz it git gud?
  2. Mike, how do i get my friends to let me join their band? Follow up: how much money are instruments usually? Mike, I gotta hear it from you: Is nerds cool now?
  3. this is a good week for handbookheads! edit: first. suck it chanson.
  4. Sean and Hayes are scholars, ballers, and shot callers. A+
  5. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    "Taters make me famous" - literally Idaho
  6. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    Hey, y'all; just wanted to take a moment and honor my friend Norm. I know he has his ups and downs, but it's the way of the tide. a true fish sticks to his fins and feels his emotions the way he FEELS them, ya know? I don't even want to imagine what my life would be like right now without that glorious marlin to leap forward unabated through the waves of trial and tribulation that are life. peace be with you
  7. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 234 - Extreme Daggering: LIVE at SXSW 2016

    such a good episode, what a wonderful improv cast. 10/10
  8. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle

    Cameron esposito? more like cameron esPOSOTIVO! amarite? love that bish great ep peace.
  9. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Survivor MEGATHREAD

    Great first challenge "i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream" has taken on a whole new meaning just sit on the poles and ass scratch your way to shore like a dog, c'mon aubrey I thought you were in the "Brain" tribe. lovin the pigtails, BH mormon scott has my heart I may be in love with julia went to make a sandwich and I come back to some crucifixion cosplay "I'm like bamboo. Wind keeps blowing blowing. I'm resilient." gold Holy christ on a christmas tree bby what a victory! fuck scott. Tai not only has my heart but also my soul can't wait for debbie's autobiography; ten bucks says she blew Clinton before Lewinsky. goddamit tai rip nick prob/st damn, joe with the call. you get *POINTS* mcgurl hons dope .jeff bro
  10. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    Where I come from I use "5-4" with my buddies, and "10-4" with my good buddies.
  11. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    tbh this fit looks like it would make a shitty poster. is there a van halen cut?
  12. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    We all feared Croworld but it's the dogs that are taking over. Let us all pray to the forum gods as we ring in the end of days.
  13. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    I feel like I'm browsing the Colbie Caillat forums cus all y'all gettin bubbly up in here
  14. Jack Johnson P.I.

    EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

    hmm, might check the ep out this week. looks promising.
  15. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Survivor MEGATHREAD

    it'd be funny if they humpty dumptied the situation and surgically put them back together again and nick ended up with all the tattoos.
  16. no surprise, typical terrier...
  17. Hey guys Hollywood Handbook fuggin BLOOWWS!!!! (april fools lol)
  18. I think april fools should be like leap year. if it only happened every 4 years people would probably forget about it and jokes would be more good. plus it sure would make election years memorable.
  19. stop calling your herpes a "little birdie" and just get some medication, man. #dukakis16
  20. poop is funny too sometimes.
  21. great ep. good ads. nice doggy. my favorite part was where sean (or maybe it was hayes, idr) made a joke and everyone loffed. brett was cool, too.
  22. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 126 - Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend

    Klausner? I don't even Kavner!
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