Jack Johnson P.I.

Hey nongman, all joking a salad but IT'S BEEN awhiiiiile. Tangelo. we'll see.

RIP Dietz Fishback is losing his mind Keith is gonna harvest and eat waterbugs when he gets back to the states Abi is crazy Abi has nice butt I like Abi grape ep

Practically? I thought I was being pretty straight forward. Honlads, let's fuck bro. I'll tip your mug all night bb

honlads I'm down to get spooky with you. hope you're as much of a monster in the sheets as you are on the streets

that's exactly what a monster would say... curious.. quite curious..

did you major in street or vert?

I don't come on these forums to feel sad. wipe your tears up, get yourself together, and try again. fuckin amatuer hour, man, I swear to god... fuck, I keep forgetting demonlover69 is just souprman in his halloween costume. I feel like such a shit-schnitzel right now. please forgive me souprgod

frickin nerd lol

I was going to correct your grammar but halfway through my post I had to poop. While I was crouched behind my usual bush reading my favorite magazine (guns n ammo) I realized how tom petty I was being. Welcome to the forums. (hmu bb)

no wonder I want to suck his dick right now.

Speaking of jackoff lanterns I heard if you put your penis in a pumpkin pie it feels exactly like regret and second degree burns.

I didn't like my post so I googled "wolfcool" and this showed up. Is this really Sean and Haye's logo? i'm surprised they went with something so spooky.

Which kind? Habanero Lime-arita is pretty classy. The spiciness from the habanero and the sour from the lime really complement the bitterness and overall toilet taste of the fortified wine.

HA! didn't fool me, I've read Lemony Snicket books.

What do you give a cat if you owe him? "MEOW-ney" (boom, still got it) If I knew who he was I bet I'd be super offended right now. edit: wikipedia tells me that I'm super offended right now. edit 2: Alright nevermind this dude's dope. (watch out female forumers and also my algebra teacher from high school)

ThisGuyizaCatLady

I'm sorry you weren't emotionally stunted in 7th grade while listening to fall out boy like me, because you're missing out on some awesome folk punk, dude. I'm seeing them next month in Tampa and I'm stoked.

Steely Dan The Front Bottoms Sex Pistols Third Eye Blind Whitesnake Limp Bizkit

My fucking band that none of you people ever cheque out... Dicks. edit: Did I mention the vocal artist is a culinary technician working a side gig when not touring at an American eatery? I don't want to blow up his spot but the fine dining establishment is named after both a fruit (the kind you goodies give to your teachers) and a legit insect (the kind that makes yummy sauce you put in tea, probably why his rhymes are so sweet). also I will send my flame friggin mixtape "american hustle" to you for free, get up on this shit y'all it bumps.

I'm surprised you're still typing after doing so much cocaine (a gram is usually my maximum). Isn't science great? You can party like chris farley with none of the calories! Have a good night chanman and try not to have a heart-attack.

Engineer Brett is frencher than I imagined him, but congrats on the sex ashley.

Because I have a job and people who love me.

honlads is the perfect mix of peacecore and trilltide, with a reluctant but necessary splash of murderjazz. 9/11 stars.

why is your room on a roof?

wish i had the luxury of posting whenever I wanted, huge ackman, but I just got off work. Take your likes, I'll keep livin this shit like a bunch of fishing poles (four reel)