Jack Johnson P.I.

ur a bummer

OH SHIT! OH SHIT! NORM WILL NEVER HAVE TO BUY VIAGRA AGAIN CUS HE JUST GOT ERRIGGITY-IGGITY-REKT

I deleted my original comment cus it wasn't funny and made me sad.

this post is best post. I'm only posting again because it deserves more than a like. so here's a trike (rhymes) edit: just want to point out that this page of the thread is really "like" heavy. Please hold all of your likes until the next page because there is a surplus on this one and I don't want to bankrupt the system. (is that how taxes work?) Thanks

dammit, chanson. glad to be temporarily on this list on account of my current fever. It's gonna be a TIGHT two days.

Damn, I wish I was as good as you at run-on sentences. edit: also congrats to MCkhaleezy, thejjar, greggy, chicknsandwich, and nohorseman for killin it on "Best of /r/Earwolf 30/9-11/10" (never forget) I didn't make it even though I racked up more than 300 link karma this month (who's counting) but whatever. I guess Slayner doesn't think that contributing to the forum means anything but I'm not taking it too hard or writing it down in my journal every night so that I can remember to take you out when the moment permits.

I have nothing useful to contribute to this conversation except that I love Broad City and dream regularly about marrying Ilana. Also, Norm, you're a Jeremy. You're not foolin anyone ya hot pegging eccentric.

I've only seen this martian so far but i hear it's pretty good

I'm genuinely concerned for you and would also love to start a case study.

I saw Tom Green at my local comedy club tonight and he talked about how he learned about Reagan getting shot while inside a shrub and how we all need to get off Facebook. I haven't seen it yet but do any of you have thoughts on the porno he made with his buddy Freddy?

Savage confuses me because I want him to be my dad but I also want to date him.

screw t-shirts, where are my Airwolf sausages?

For being NG you'd think they could take a better picture of King Davenport the Lava God of Tit-pics

I love Besser so much. It's very hard to get away with saying "nigger" but he makes it funny and it doesn't come off as offensive. Love that shit. -a white guy.

C'mon soup, there's no need to edit yourself. You don't have to be nice, and it's okay to be a failure. That's why I love this forum. That's why it's beautiful. That's why you're beautiful.

Thank you for the constructive criticism, this has been fixed Didn't know my dad was on the forums. you're taking this place soupr seriously edit: I guess I'm not a failure anymore

Confession time: You guys ever find an urge to jump off a cliff/tall building when you're looking down from it? I do, it's weird. I get the same feeling when I see a whale except I don't want to jump, I want to get jiggy with its blowhole. It's not a sexual thing, just an overwhelming sense to conquer another species and establish my dominion over the animal kingdom. God help me if I ever see a whale when I look over a building ledge.

Maybe Jim Pardo was unintentionally right calling them airwolf.

I'm happy to be back folks. Liking your shitty posts started to really get to me, but now I'm truly in the spooky spirit of Hallow's Ween.

Awesome! Thanks.

Is there any way to find epode 5? The only one on the site has commentary.

I've learned a lot this week and am not proud of how I conducted myself on this forum. As penance, I won't be posting anymore in this thread, but will like everyone else's comments because you all deserve higher P2L stats. Keep steezin, JJpi

Alright, it was fun while it lasted. Bye guys.

For my 100th post here is my true identity. I wanted to keep it under wraps because of my successful show The News Girl but you all deserve complete honesty.

Fun fact about my dick: it used to be a lil white penis but when I turned 18 and could vote I decided to get a tattoo of a big black dong on it and now people think "whoaw that's a big ol' honker you have there" when they see it.