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Jack Johnson P.I.

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  1. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Soup, you up? I'm playing with candles and drinking, and if you're not up Imma chug the rest of my beers. If you are I'd love to talk. I'll even sing song for you on my guitar as long as the song is "the beers" by the front bottoms. It's the only one I know.
  2. Jack Johnson P.I.
    This is my foreal avatar, I am aladar, please don't hate me guys I'm super sensitive right now.
  3. Jack Johnson P.I.
    My brotha!
  4. Jack Johnson P.I.
    No, I don't have much to brag about downstairs but I'm not uncomfortable dropping pants around anyone. I could only wish
  5. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Hey guys! I've officially made an ass of myself in front of someone I really care about! Ask me questions or don't , I'm going to be emotionally abusing myself and masturbating at the same time. Cheers!
  6. Jack Johnson P.I.
    I agree with your last sentiment, this week's HH ep was almost too vanilla funny, but only fairly vanilla good. Hoping next week is more neopolitan or at the very least a chocolate swirl.
  7. Jack Johnson P.I.
    And Hazzah! Onward Christian soldiers towards the Kingdom of Heaven and Joe's eternal birthday! Rejoice!
  8. Jack Johnson P.I.
    I took a picture too. I really like the centering, im pretty proud of this one
  9. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Are weeping sores what happens when your brown eye cries and you don't clean it up?
  10. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Greg you're such a fucking baller I'm just gonna call you Wilson.
  11. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Ive been made sad..
  12. Jack Johnson P.I.
    You put the hotdog where she go to bathroom. Inside joke guys, do you like me more now???
  13. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Thanks I'm pretty great
  14. Jack Johnson P.I.
    mine was the 23rd, all of our parents got hot for Christmas.
  15. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Also I'm not drunk yet but I'm working on it
  16. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Anyone know a good therapist? I had to leave mine, he kept showing me ink pictures of dicks and it got annoying.
  17. Jack Johnson P.I.
    souprman you're being a real fucking asshole, go drink more.
  18. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Congrats Steve, Norm wants to blow you.
  19. Jack Johnson P.I.
    I used to like keith and the girl but then I learned what comedy was and never looked back.
  20. Jack Johnson P.I.
    I'm so lonely
  21. Jack Johnson P.I.
    cuz you like to wine.
  22. Jack Johnson P.I.
    No but I bet you drink Woodbridge.
  23. Jack Johnson P.I.
    2cool4ufool
  24. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Dan Harmon is a hack, jack. When gambino left so did the funny i'll fuckin fight you
  25. Jack Johnson P.I.
    Wow, whining about whiners? Andrew you're being a real fucking asshole, man. Get your shit together.
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