Jack Johnson P.I.

I like Pete when he isn't astrally projecting positive vibes with dream shamans on mushrooms.

Mookie, what favorite cookie? What favorite spooky bookie? When you dookie?

Hey guys what's your favorite Doug expression? his normal one or the one where both of his eyes are closed?

anyone know if doug smokes pot? I feel like he hints at it but I can't seem to tell for sure

We're complaining? Finally, something I'm good at. Comedy Bang Bang - Scott got too confident when they dropped the Death Ray, he should just calm down and let his guests bring the funny. Never Not Funny - Primo killed the comedy star. The best thing about the show was that it was just a couple of comedians who were friends sharing stories. Now it's Jimmy being slightly racist and misogynistic for half an hour (but it's okay guys cuz dats da joke lolol) followed by guests trying to keep up. Who Charted? - Howard is self-centered and Kulap feeds his ego one "oh How-How" at a time. Hollywood Handbook - The podcast will either drown in it's own cum or we'll figure out a way to convert semen into oxygen and win an award for Earwolf's largest circle-jerk. Yo, is this Racist - No complaints, solid entertainment.

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Hey guys it's my birthday today so do me a Brett Favre and roast a bone for me, or at least jam out to some ASMR vids. Most importantly keep steezin.

Hey Handbook Homies, it sure has been awhile! What have you been up to? I've just been thinking about how great it's gonna be when Akon finishes signing his check for "Smack That" so that he can start making music again. Names sure are weird! Sincerely, Jack

I want to play football with you, my friends. I'll even be towel man of you want.

Boozeday Tuesdays.

It's that damned Chicago accent.

The first dream was boring so if it meant anything, it probably didn't mean much. The second one sounds fun but your first one has me half asleep so I can't translate it. Don't bury the lead next time.

I love translating dreams, wish you had gone with the latter.

Shout out to the Front Bottoms. They're the shit.

Jerry Signfeild and MC Mr. Napkins.

beautiful form.

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I shoot my tobacco because it's healthier and more pure.

The best Ds in the business

The Peanut Butter Solution Watch out for SPOILIES!!! It's a spooky horror about a lil boy who gets so scared he loses all his hairs. After he loses his skull mop he gets visited by scary bumpkins who tell him to rub flies and nutterbutter all over his dome. He puts too much concoction on his noggin and his follicles won't stop pouring out luscious locks! Scary right?? I'm not done! He gets kidnapped by his art teacher and his art teacher's dog and gets made into a hair factory! The lil worker bees are his friends that the art man drugs and kidnaps and puts to work. But lil hair boy's brave oriental friend comes to his rescue, and pretends to have the stalkhouse syndrome to get art man to love him like a son. Lil baby Short Round gets artbart to paint a magic picture and climb into it, where he gets scared too and they all escape! Editing done by me- Teaser Freezer movie: s

HA! McGurl can suck it

You are disgusting. Her baby milkshakes should not be getting even a sliver of as much attention as they are getting. She is an accomplished actor, model, and philanthropist, and her bountiful butt mountains should have the spotlight. Child bearing hips make a REAL woman..

Conversely if you watch it with the audio turned off it is very boring.

berry like the fruit haha I get it cus his licks were sweet like berries! Thanks!

What is a redacted? Is it fun? I think I want one. Nevermind, I forgot.