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Episode 369 - Will Hines, Our Election Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
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Episode 369 - Will Hines, Our Election Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Day 1 of me reviving the forum. Dangler, this is no longer a graveyard. anyone who sees this please post your favorite ice creams -
Episode 341 - Shea Serrano, Our Quiz Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I miss this forum -
Episode 282 - Kaitlin Olson, Our Close Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I wish the baby was born plaid -
Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I wish your name was "the camel" cus then I'd say "who knew a camel could be so thirsty?!", but it's not so why did I even post this? -
Dont think they'll be trading cum with anyone until after they're married. Gotta save that load for marriage bud.
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Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Is it really a "Power Hour" if the episode itself is under 60 minutes? #coachella #joeygarboni -
Episode 233 - Nicole Parker, Our Close Popcorn
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Dear Forum, This episode was DANK! urs, xoxoPuRp$kUrPkInGxoxo -
Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I work in a restaurant (side gig). The answer is so simple I'm surprised at how often I have to tell people: physically stand up on the table, raise your arms, and announce very loudly exactly what you're going to do. Either a one or a two. If you say one, and aren't back in five minutes, we will assume you are dead and your estate will be billed. Hope this helps! -jjpi -
submit youtube clips for improv4humans
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to BrettMorris's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
poodler ya beat me too it see you back on /r/publicfreakout -
Episode 215 - Kate Berlant and John Early, Our Close Friends
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
goddamit kevin, water damage on hardwood floors can sustain structural damage and promote mold growth if gone untreated. that wasn't very bestfreindly of you.- 37 replies
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Episode 214 - Jess McKenna and Zach Reino, Our Good Collaborators
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I can do that thing where you poke your cheek and it sounds like a raindrop. -
Episode 211 - Jon Bass, Our Close Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I would just like to say that neither Rocky Balboa (2006) nor Creed (2016) were ever released on VHS. Also, the show was great as usual. -
Survivor Season 35: Megathread
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to Joe McGurl's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I'll change my winner to JP then, I can't get rid of him. JJPI without JP is just a Jack Investigator without his Johnson Private. -
Survivor Season 35: Megathread
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to Joe McGurl's topic in Hollywood Handbook
As always, I leave my fate in the hands of RANDOM.ORG. Praise be to RNGesus. Challenge Beast: Ryan Strategist: Joe Black Widow: Alan Cutthroat: Mike Old Schooler: Katrina Under the Radar: Desi Wildcard: Devon Bench: Ali F3: Jessica, JP, Chrissy Winner: Roark -
Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Chanson means "song". Not pictures. No one knows what you're talking about.- 32 replies
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Episode 202 - Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund, Our Close Friends
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I hope they didn't waste my pcg questions and asked them in this ep. Also, on a weird and totally real note, Maria's uncle Mike taught me how to play guitar. He was in a band with John Belushi in high school called The Ravens. Happy foruming! edit: f,s.i.c. -
Episode 200 - Episode 200, Our Unbelievable Achievement
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
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Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Lauren Lapras: I know you're getting buff af, you been using any of that creatine shit? Pauf Tompkins: Are snakes just one big leg muscle or one big ab muscle? Mary Hollandaise Sauce: If you could have an extra body part, would you? Joey Garboni: I'm getting a new car soon and want a rad friggin novelty license plate, any suggestions? Nicole: Can you have your dad Venmo me enough change to pay for the pro version? I know he's got plenty of it. Also, I'm sorry about last weekend, it won't happen again. All y'all: What's your desert island album? -
Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Lol u fuckin nerd -
Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
it'll all end soon, pals. -
I had this crazy dream last night
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to UniversalLove's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I had a dream once where Sean was my dad and Hayes was the milkman and Sean got pissed cus I actually looked like Hayes. But Hayes was my mom too so he shouldn't have been pissed. -
Episode 197 - Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend
Jack Johnson P.I. replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
real cheesed off at da boiz for ruining my wolfpop shirt hope I enjoy this ep anyway edit: first, suck it chanson- 34 replies
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Full back piece of Meg Ryan/Richard Gere/Michelle Pfieffer/Ruper Grint