Charlie Murphy Brown

Don't quit your DayQuil job, the one at the DayQuil factory you dirty NyQuil sucking sanguinista.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 7, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Drake on cake in an Irish wake, The Band on demand in South Sudan, Adele on her cell in the ninth layer of hell, chillin'.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 22, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Dropping bombs and blowing minds since the Urph decided it was time. Bomedy Clang Clang went the follies!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, May 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• catchphrase submission

Edgy as marshmallow, squishy like grape. No Sensei but yes on the calamari

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• macchio
• morita

Ehh Wrong (theme audio) ntrwvn

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 28, 2015 in Hollywood Handbook

• the math checks out

Ehh Wrong, Gmail Roulette, Popcorn Gallery & more (theme audio)

By Charlie Murphy Brown, February 15, 2017 in Hollywood Handbook

Fade to Black Sheep Squadron. Open on an empty VJ's funeral. Cut two huge pieces of cake. And just relax.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Frodo and a GoPro in a dojo toe-to-toe with that mofo Modo, throwin' blows at his foes that's when the hobo mojo shows.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 31, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Full disclosure this bull enclosure's a nose closer to hull implosure.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ghosts is real yall; Busted. Demi Moore or less, am I right ladies?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• unchained malady

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach Amen to fish...

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 11, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• carp diem

Gmail Roulette (theme audio)

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 6, 2014 in Hollywood Handbook

Go Big or go Home Alone, or go Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, they're all fantastic films.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 2, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Good lookin Audi 5000 island dressing for successing with Debra Messing's most excessive blessing.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Got Plugs meow-Ruffmix

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 2, 2014 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

• plugs
• pugs
• (and 2 more)

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  • plugs
  • pugs
  • drugs
  • RIP aka

Guys, cuz for moments like these- A comedy. A smash cut to- A bang

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 9, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• foldgers moment
• tasters choice

H to the izzo, V to the izzay, Rene to the Russo, Doris to the Dizzay- what's that spell?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Harry Caray, Harakiri, Harry Connick Jr just don't know what it means to miss New OrLEANs anymore

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Nola

Hate to be the one to have to breakdance it to you, but five six seven eight, one and two and yeah.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 15, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Here's how it starts, there's how it ends, that's how the middle of gravity bends.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey bros, vote for me for class VP. Voice voice PA-resident. Philly what what, all up in this algebra

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 19, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• liberty balls

Hey Englebert Humperdinck, keep your commas off my front Lamas. Lorenzo that is

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• uk
• ww2

Hey Gandhi, Mahatmuch?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Maine! Shit is crazy yo. Duh, use the forceps Martha. Eedee beedee beedee. Hey Buck, suck my twinkie

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 6, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions