Charlie Murphy Brown

Suicide is painless. Really? Many changes you say. & what's next? Murder tickles I suppose. Genocide's a hoot?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 7, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• 4077

Surfboards up mofos! Murder death kill and a bottle of Tang. Chocolate toffee Bonga Bongs; Harangue!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, May 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• catchphrase submission

Taste the Hose, Pastamon, Brandon Content (theme audio)

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 6, 2016 in Hollywood Handbook

• theme song

Thai massage goes to the runner, now that's what I call a close finish.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Thanks to the miracle of modern modems this totem scrotum is all she wrote, Mmm.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 6, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That witch is malicious, she loves that which is malevolent. Sprinkle in some eye of newt and you got a potent party prescription for the...

By Charlie Murphy Brown, February 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That's a foghorn Langhorne! Hey fellas, Samuel didn't know what a foghorn was

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 31, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• ah say ah say

That's canon, this is canon, that's a band with Michael Shannon, here's an organ B3 Hammond, there's a land of simple slammin' grooves.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 20, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The battle lines have been drawn. Wait, sorry, those are M&M's. Well the battle lines are definitely coming soon.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The Cure on a bureau in chiaroscuro, the Eagles on seagulls in sleek Buick Regals, Lorde untoward in a 32 Ford, us nonplussed on a bus.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The first rule of fidget club: tell all your friends. Second rule: Adderalls in the cookie jar.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 19, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The head of bees served feta cheese to the Lebanese sweater fleas.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The New York Times says, "It got style." LA Weekly says, "What's a smash?" Even the NRA is jazzed cuz all the esplosions!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 26, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Bang Bang

The only thing good on hulu right now is MASH.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The Purge: Annihilation Surge: On the Verge of a European Scourge. Words by the Superfluous Dirge. Set design by Curious Jerge.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The roast is toast but the rice is nice and the stuffings fluffy and full of lice, but organic cage free lice that led a chill life up to this buffet.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 17, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

the Saudis shelled Sally's seashore sex cells by the sheep stalls shit falls directly off the coastal mauls of Pitfall Harry's whip claws.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 20, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The shitty life of Walter Mitty's itty bitty kitty committee for nitty gritty city cats to pity G. Gordon Liddy's witty rats.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The steaks have never been higher, farmer Jon's makin' the cows do dabs.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, February 28, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's a big difference between perception and reality, but only a small gap between your two front teeth. Which do you propose we tackle today?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, February 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's lines, squares & circles. Ovaltines & purple nurples. Then comes black nurples, & zebra stripe nurples

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 13, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's no genius position on the "off" switch, just dried frosting and food coloring

By Charlie Murphy Brown, May 19, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• catchphrase submission

There's only two people I take shit from. One's my first guest, the other's my local shitman.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

These moments of fleeting bliss will be my doom, my downfall; the chinaman in my armor

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

They call me Chocolate Fire. Vanilla Ice is my spirit animal. Purple Rain is my jam. Orange Fanta is my chosen remedy.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 12, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• pellegrino