Just to address the St John-Smythe thing......being English I can confirm that "St John" is indeed sometimes pronounced "Sin-jun". Just as the surname "Featherstonehaugh" has been pronounced "Fan-shaw" and the Oxford College "Magdalen" is said "Mawd-lin". There are a few of these examples in English and quite honestly I think it's a class thing. Upperclass bellends like the twattish names I guess.