Damon Wayans is a Major Payne. Just kidding, he's a Blankman. Content.

[Damon Wayans is a Major Payne. Just kidding, he's a Blankman. Content.]

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[I'm content with this content.]

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[EPISODE 21 — iNNOCENCE + eXPERIENCE Tour]

Fucking Holy Shit! This is the best episode ever! The guys got their juicy butts backstage and got to meet Bonobos! I don't know if it's just me, but for me, I nearly shed a tear of joy listening to the story of their exchange with Bonobos. It really felt like validation for listening.

 

The story is amazing and nearly perfect but what if Bono had said "We know more about you than you'd like," and then thrown them both a t-shirt. I mean, game over right!?

 

Greatest podcast ep I've ever heard. Really made the year and half journey worth it. Scott and Scott, love U2, enjoyed The Journey, starring Yul Brynner, hope it continues. C+

 

PS: Scott stopped shaving the moment he met Bonobos...for the second time.

 

 

Parks & Rectum

[Here's lookin' at you, Kid Cudi.]

Is this relevant now?

[Cactus Tony Macaroni, Uncle Stoney, Danny Mahoney, Carey Mahoney.]

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[If you don't have anything nice to say go rewind a VCR!]

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[Don't miss this summer's blockbuster hit, starring Jean Claude Pepi and Oui Man, Jacquesass Deux.]

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[Scoop up those vintage sweaters we're going to the Alps in the morning!]

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[EPISODE 187 — Wild Horses III: Gossipy Elephants]

The transition into "Tell me more" from Grease was phenomenal.

[EPISODE 348 — Is Y'all My Daddy?]

This ep is definitely keeping the great ep trend going. Best year ever! C+

[I say we break down these walls, throw up the sash, and start a revolution right here, right now!]

I say we break down these walls, throw up the sash, and start a revolution right here, right now! It's just us against them. Pageant contests against judges. Who's with me!

[I want to open a resort where you can drink tea, coffee, and ski at the same time and call it Tchaikovsky.]

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[Look, there's so much to do, so much to see. I really don't see what's wrong with taking the back streets Steve!]

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[I think I genuinely like U2 now]

I still can only listen to them sarcastically whilst thinking about UTU2TM?.

[I got lost in a corn maize maze.]

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[Math is no problem for me, for I am a man of average means...]

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[We can smashcut this out in post, right?]

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[Someone stole my creativity last night. They left a note that said: "Suck eggs bro." Signed Neil before Zod.]

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[It's 100 degrees and the humidity is unbearable. Perfect day for a tweed suit if you're from the 1920s.]

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[Today's guest...]

Today's guest has a lifetime piss-in-the-bowl average of .958 and is the world record holder for most burps blown into Marissa Wompler's face, it's Ice-T!

[Leather pants and Backgammon, it's about to get weird.]

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[Brought to you, bye.]

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[I'm a bowling hustler. I'm Bowling for Soup.]

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[Ok, here's the pitch:]

Ok, here's the pitch: We make a show where the contestants sift through old Frasier scripts and try to find grammatical errors. We'll call it Grammer Nazis. Bonus funny, the word grammar will be spelled like Kelsey Grammer's last name. It will be infuriating.

[Happy birthday Grandson I got you those shoes that were Fleek as shit.]

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