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I didn't really phrase that clearly, I apologize I shall rectify that now. I had meant that more in the sense of it being obvious in hindsight. By which I mean, I easily observed some of the things you're talking about, but didn't process that information in the context of actually writing catchphrases for the show. So your post of rules provided the framework for instant recall of all the times I had noticed these things but not attributed any significance to them.

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He's got the post industrial revolution ethos when it comes to catchphrase writing.

Sing me the song of the Loquat and the Larroquette

Well said. Seems clear enough. I'm a total newbie at this, some of your list is obvious from observation, some of it is great insight, all of it is helpful. It's a fun writing exercise doing these catchphrases and I look forward to competing with you gentlemen for time in the mouth of Aukerman.

Space-age couple, why don't you flex your magic muscle? Space-age couple, why do you hex your magic muscle? I don't know if Beefheart lyrics really count as a catchphrase but what the hell. I have nothing to lose. I'm a man on the edge!

I desperately want to prove I'm funny, pick my catchphrase so that I may bask in my few seconds of dim recognition before returning to my dank cave and feeding on the various mosses I've cultivated in my advanced troglodyte moss farming system.

I've caught this phrase and now I'm setting it free. Goodbye phrase!

Hello. I am Scott Aukerman. This is Comedy Bang Bang. That was a catchphrase.

Regardless of whatever it IS, what it should be is a Werner Herzogcast. Probably, I dunno. That's what I want to see anyway. Er, hear. Werner has the most potential for a podcast. CBB/current Affirmation Nation style with WH as show runner? Podcast where PFHerzog talks about movies? There are limitless possibilities, one would assume. I could only think of those two with the cursory effort I put into it though.

Which bank numbers man? I can just start telling you numbers that remind me of any old bank number of mine and maybe they'll be the numbers you'll need. But if we want to get shit done; we need to get a bank number type so I can plug something into my Exchangerino Machine! I mean, are we talking pin number? Card Number? Routing Number? Address of my nearest bank? Telephone number for my bank of choice's headquarters? I could give you the world, baby but you need to be more specific.

A classic Double Earwolf Back Channeroonie Bank Detail Exchangerino.

Aww man! I can get away with one longer than the topic title? This changes everything!

Today on CBB, silicate creatures create harsh soundwaves by grinding their tentacles together. Your CBB Podbangarang will translate into your language

This is the third meta comment. This time, instead of referencing another podcast, I have self referenced. This is Comedy Bang Bang.

Hey everybody, I'm Jason Mantzoukas and this is literally Certifiable Bonkers Bonkers Home of the wet mouth sounds.

Hi I'm Doug and I love movies.

I'm constantly worried I'm subconciously stealing jokes. My admission of this is subconciously stolen.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits, Bonobos. I wonder if my catchphrase is more likely to be picked if it's also a sponsor ad. We'll see!

You're the disease, and I'm Robert Smith.

Tarkovsky once said: "I kind of pattern myself after Roger Corman"

Also, a man literally lost an eye to JCVD and a prop knife in the making of this movie.

Yes! Cyborg needs to happen immediately! As well as the reasons above here are some more reasons Cyborg is a must. First and foremost for me as a selling point WIGS. This movies is CHOCK full of terrible horrible wigs. This movie is the cynical Wigspert's dream. June NEEDS to weigh in on the wigs in this fucking movie. Two. The editing in this movie is atrocious. There is zero continuity right off the bat. Nothing ever makes sense in this god damn movie. Plus, when cutting this down from an X to an R some crucial shots were lost. Which results, among other things, in a scene where JVD dispatches a guy and the very next shot the guy has completely disappeared. Three. I remain unconvinced that this movie has a plot. Practically half of this movie is flashbacks about JVD's "character" and they impressively and deftly avoid developing his character AT ALL in these flashbacks. How is that even possible!? Four. It's just fun. It's goddamn fun. I've watched a lot of bad movies you guys. Never have I seen a movie outside of the strata that beasts like The Room, and Birdemic, reside, that is so consistently unintelligible and frustrating.

Also there is a LOT of sexual chemistry between Russel and Stallone. Clearly they want to bang.