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PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer

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  1. PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer

    Tango and Cash

    And the main villain is overacting on par with Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons
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    Tango and Cash

    God why was she drumming!? What about Owen the weird inventor guy? What is up with his performance? This movie is a freaking gold mine. Also, glasses make Stallones face look less like it's melting, which is a plus.
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    Tango and Cash

    I wholeheartedly support this. Tango & Cash is completely 100% bonkers. Literally certifiable, on the spectrum, upsetting, masterpiece of a bad movie. It covers all the HDTGM talking points. The pacing is a coke fueled nightmare where nothing is established. Everything just happens. Not one portion of it makes sense. Now I know Tango & Cash is kind of supposed to be "funny" but none of the stuff in this that's actually funny was done intentionaly, I'm certain of it. I could write a lengthy dissertation on this movie and I would get all of the degrees just because this movie is so insane. ALL of the degrees you guys.
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    Gallowwalkers

    Wesley Snipes horror western. I shouldn't need to say any more but I will anyway. Completely incoherent, relentlessly awkward, and purely ridiculous. They were making it smack dab in the middle of Mr. Snipes tax issues and was subsequently delayed eight years! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallowwalkers Here's a nice critic quote from that page "Scott Weinberg of Fearnet wrote, "It would take a team of veteran film critics working around the clock to catalog all the things that are wrong with this outrageously goofy movie [...] GallowWalkers is funnier by accident than Adam Sandler is on purpose" I love you guys, I'm desperately addicted to this podcast, and I would love to hear what you think about this happy accident of IRS investigation and development hell.
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    Redline (A movie funded by subprime mortages)

    Unfortunately sharing a name with a truly fantastic animated movie.
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    Gallowwalkers

    Oh! It's on Netflix as just fyi/
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