Ribs

I cannot describe how much I want Gelman on the TV show as Billy Crystal. Pretty please?

When they were doing the classic CBB look to the left, look to the right, I was 95% certain they'd break into the Time Warp. Maybe if Benny Schwazz was around. Also, surely next year some thought could be given to bringing in chef Luigi Lugosi?

Richard Gere kidnapped me from my job at a sewing factory thirty years ago. Please send help.

I enjoyed PFT's reference to his wife's video about Masterpiece Classic Auditions, which seems to have totally went by Scott and Cameron.

For fuck's sake, I've got a bar mitzvah tomorrow.

MSN put up the Episode Titles and Guest Lists for the run starting next month - the list is now on Wikipedia. Here's a link. Some notable things: -No PFT -Jesse Ventura -Victor Ramos -Chip Gardner -Bill Cosby-Bukowski Any thoughts from anyone?

Adrian Pasdar? I 'ardly know er!

The fact he works for a man whose first name is actually Cake and whose last name is actually Boss sounds more like he's working for Mike the Janitor pretending to be Cake Boss.

I, for one, was absolutely expecting the overdue return of John C. Reilly following Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend. (Though it has also been ages since Werner Herzog's last appearance on CBB The Podcast, though how can you top Grown Ups 3?)

Well, surely they'd be able to have some festivities for Garry Marshall's wedding in February? I can think of somebody to prepare the cake, and of a reverend to officiate, at the very least...

Renee Zellweger Walks Into a Bar...

Hm. First Ice-T and now Jesse Ventura have started their own podcasts - perhaps it's time we had the two of them come on and talk about it?

Any chance Reverend Parsimony will be present to officiate a wedding this coming Valentine's Day?